Monkey Tennis

**Monkey Tennis
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In which this thread proves itself prophetic as simians struggle to behave on court, while 8Ball acts as umpire before being burned for being a mystic.

Counting Down
5 famous people guestimate how many duck feathers are contained in various glass recepticles

True Blud

Contestants attempt to navigate some of the counties roughest areas whilst sustaining as few stab wounds as possible.

Moore's Murderers

After a gruelling general knowledge quiz, winning contestants get to murder a Moore of the audience's choosing. This week the the choice is between Michael, Demi and Mandy.

**Dr Who

**Overworked hospital admin staff collate invoices submitted by numerous anonymous locum practitioners

Dr Who
An in depth look at the work of doctors in a Surrey hospitals dementia ward.

**Shoreditch City
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In which decimated folk with comedy moustaches are admitted to a hospital run by posers to recover from their chronic, debilitating self-obsession.

Buffet the Vampire Slayer

Hidden cameras watch as Edward Twilight and his wan mates gorge on crudites and vol au vents stuffed mercilessly with 'tastefree' garlic capsules. Hilarity ensues. Presented by Moira Stuart.

Lost on Beagle

Cop show with jokes that go over the head of a polo player.

R U Dizzy Blud

Game show were each week 14 youths are picked from an random estate in London put in a G-Force simulator and made to complete the CRIPton Factor style assault course. Hosted by Adam Deacon

Hole in The Wall

George Micheal takes a tour of his favourite cruising spots.

The Mandem from U.N.C.L.E.

Representatives from the United Nations Cannabis Legalisation Executive attempt to do something useful, but spend their time getting baked.

Voodoo Chiles

This week, Adrian uses pigeon blood to put a curse on Pippa Middleton.

Dog The Bounty Hunter

Follow our canine hero in his quest for chocolate-coated coconut

**Blue Planet **
David Attenborough looks at the planets naughtiest animals and their sexual habits.

Life On Earth
David Attenborough introduces a programme looking at the life of the great naturalist David Attenborough.

The fast show.

A show abou...You just missed it.

Top Gear

Noted celebrity drug users compile a top ten every week of their favoured substances. Features include "Dealer of the Week" as well as "Most Cunted..."

Hosted by Richard Bacon and Gok Wan.

Hole in the wall

Remembering the people's princess.

Saturday kitchen

Get your meth sorted for the rest of the week.

Sandals in the Bin

The life and times of Mother Teresa, narrated by Elton John.

You've been defamed

Hosted by Ian Hislop, MP's argue the toss over who said what about who.

You've been de-flowered - Forest of Dean Special

Barely legal teens get roasted live on TV by their cousins.

Sabrina the teenage ditch

This week badgers set up home behind Sabrina's left knee.

Sabrina the Teenage Bitch

Large-norked, Italian singer of that eighties hit "Boys, boys, boys" recalls how nasty she was when she was younger.