Monkey Tennis

Family For Tunes

More fun as poor people sell their offspring, literally for a song!

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.

Cross dressing in the secret services, with Trinny and Susannah.

Extreme Fishing, with Robson Green.

He's the bait. Multi award winning show.

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.

Cross dressing in the secret services, with Trinny and Susannah.

Extreme Fishing, with Robson Green.

He's the bait. Multi award winning show.

OT, I met Robson Green over the summer. He was walking around the cricket club I coach at with a bag of tennis rackets under his arm; go figure, as they say. Nice bloke though.

Challenge Arnica

Community projects are completed by not having vaccinations

Pat cash in the attic

Pat cash is secretly placed in minor celebrities lofts and hits some tennis balls around in the dead of night and generally pisses them off a bit, sue rider presents, with bits from john inverdel where he's a bit pissed and laughs at the unfortunate.

Fasterchef

john and greg hold some cooking contest with monks who politely refuse to do anything as it's lent

Little Lord Fauntleroy

Boris walks round London handing out burning hot pennies to beggars.

Band of Brothers

Bands made up of members from similar ethnic backgrounds battle it out against each other in front of an ethnically diverse panel.

Cats in the attic; Bill Turnbull tries to persuade people that they have cats in their attic.

Would like to eat; Psychopathic cannibals are introduced to passibly attractive off the street to see which ones they would like to kill and wear their skin as a stylish suit.

Jugs.

Historian Delilah Knockers takes us through a history of jugs from modern ceramics to Roman earthenware.

Cats is ace!

Barely Legal.

Kittie Farquwell has just turned eighteen, we follow here as she pursues a career in the legal profession.

Tonight Kittie photocopies a firm behind on it's accounts' application for bankruptcy protection.

Big Bouncing Tits.

Follow the tribulations as a family of blue tits try to build a nest on a trampoline.

Spunky Birthday.

Do you have to ask?

Readers Wives

The wives of people reading books talk about what it's like to be married to someone engrossed in a gripping page turner.

A Clockwork Orange.

Dale Winton sent around the country to get on peoplse nerves.

Black & Beautiful

Documentary about Simon Pegg's obsession with liquorish.

Hardcore Asians.

Jeremy Vine investigates the seedy underside of the Japanese aggregates industry.

Brittens Got Tarrant

Heavyweights of daytime television hunt, trap and eat heavyweights of the light entertainment industry.

Awesome.

Tickle on the Tum.

Kids tv show with Ralph Mctell, not singing about london streets or matchstick men, but singing about tickle on the tum.
Possible Paedophillia.

I'm a celebrity get me out of here!

Fascinating legal drama portraying the use of super injunctions by celebs banning tabloid newspapers from reporting on their indiscretions. And therefore getting them out of the paper.

This week:
Ashley Cole as Peter Crouch

Naked Gunn

Rare unseen footage of Art of Noise playing that annoying song,that sampled peter gunn, in the nude.

The Huqsucker Proxy.

Various celebrities stand in for Konnie Huq to review boiled sweets.

Colleen's Real Women

Colleen Rooney meets the female fans of Real Madrid FC, most of whom she has already met...in a biological sense.....via Wayne