Monkey Tennis

Herr Hunters: researchers track infamous yet living Nazi officers and put the world to rights.

someone had to invoke Godwin >_<

Wycliffe Jean
Cornish Detective Jack Shepherd travels to Haiti in an attempt to pursue a career in music.
Special guest star this week is Mick Jagger.

some awesome cunning linguists on here.

The Ed Factor: Louis Walsh, Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell spend an hour trying to work out what the fuck edscoble is saying.

How Cream Is Your House: Noel Edmonds breaks into Kim & Aggies houses and paints them with double cream.

Dr Who?

This week the fly-on-the-wall documentary team follow a visiting GP on his alzheimers round.

^^^ Ace.

^brill!

Are you being served notice?

Camp dead comic travels around the country interviewing people who are about to be made homeless.

The Crapped-on Factor.

This week's episode features me, at work, again...

'S not Landing
Flying lessons with Nigel Farage

Crash in the Attic.

This week: Lockerbie.

Buffet The Vampire Slayer

Gameshow where Transylvanian contestants must overcome their repulsion of garlic, and eat their bodyweight in hummus before dawn at a locked-in conservatory party.

Hosted by Anthony Stewart Head, who also provides the coffee.

Question Thyme.

This weeks panel interrogate the popular kitchen herb to address pressing political issues of the day.

Ground Farce

At some point, Charlie Dimmock's tits are revealed in a comedic scenario.

Halo Halo

Secularist sitcom lampooning the Christian saints, mainly through the use of silly accents.

Question Time.

Prof. Stephen Hawking argues that this old favourite hypothetical temporal construct is logically invalid and should be fundamentally re-thought.

Johnny Ball Reveals All.

At various locations around the country.

No Jacket Potato Required

Poignant documentary looks at Phil Collins's belief that by going on the Atkins Diet, he will rediscover the creative spark which led to his global success in the 1980s. Contributors include Bob Geldof, who is launching a charity drive for protein, and Gillian McKeith, whose drummer stool analysis reveals unhealthy amounts of gated reverb.

Fifth Gear

Fixie devolution, broadcast live on five.

Extreme Engineering

This week Gary and Nuno continue to reveal their unlikely interest as they take a break from work on their 7th album to get down and dirty building a 1:50 scale model of a Newcombe Steam Pump Engine.

Last night on the Proms.

Various victorian promenades are blown up to make way for yet more retail parks.

Mouth Park

More dentist's waiting room CCTV footage.

Universally challenged

Aliens mock earth, from afar.

Some Mothers-in-law do 'ave 'em

Documentary about my brother-in-law, who's a bit of a twat.