Monkey Tennis

The Price is Right

Vincent Price examines this weeks current affairs issues, gives his verdict, then assumes an immovable position

Planet Girth.

David Attenborough narrates a documentary on the thickest chodes in the world.

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The Six O'Clock Noose - Daily hangings of bike theives.

All Creature Great and Paul. Paul Michel is is the loosing card in a live game of zoological top trumps.

Dykes of Hazard - starring Clare Balding

The Real Hubble - We show you how easily the Hubble Telescope is taken in by confidence tricks.

Britton by Bike

Join Claire Balding as she traverses Fern Britton by cycle

The Duke of Retard - Pistanator drives around in a fugly orange car.

How Clean is Your Ouch - Kim & Aggie scrub the fuck out of roadrash with wire brushes.

Nathan Barley Water – diluted sequel

Secrete Britton

Fern Britton introduces us to her various bodily emanations - this week: Pus from a sebaceous cyst

Faulty Bowers.

A documentary about the demise of Dane Bowers.

The Cupboard – pastiche of The Office, starring Boris Becker shagging wildly

Susan's Boil.

Does what it says on the tin.

How I Bet Your Mother - Each week a dad explains to his kids how his gambling addiction led him to gamble their mum on a game of three card monty.

This week we find out why Tracey has to go and visit "Uncle Sorted" twice a week.

The Chunder Years

Documentary charting the depressing reality of life after childhood acting fame. Episode 1: River Phoenix

The Chunder Years

Documentary charting the depressing reality of life after childhood acting fame. Episode 1: River Phoenix

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The Chris Moules Show - Radio show where Chris Moyles eats a plate of muscles.

The Chunder Years

Documentary charting the depressing reality of life after childhood acting fame. Episode 1: River Phoenix

Episode 2: Neil Patrick Harris

The Chunder Years

Documentary charting the depressing reality of life after childhood acting fame. Episode 1: River Phoenix

Episode 3: Leo Fitzpatrick

Tales of River Cottaging.

Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall and George Michael present a 'How To' docu about cottaging.

The Pope Factor – satire, starring Benedict whatever, audience of 6, cancelled after pilot episode

Doctor Woo - Christopher Ecclestone scares the crap out of former child pop stars by pretending to be a ghost.

Doctor Woo - David Tennant scares the crap out of celebrity gingers by pretending to be a ghost.

Doctor Woo - Matt Smith fails to live up to the standards of his predecessors
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