Monkey Tennis

I like the one where he destroys Dre's shed.

It Aint 'arf 'ot Ma'am

Phil and queenie holiday in Ibiza.

I like the one where he destroys Dre's shed.

What, when he rebuilds it on the Eastside of the garden? When Dre point out that he is infact West side till he dies, he keels over dead with a cap in his ass. Fantastic.

Never Mind The Cock, Buzz.

Buzz Aldrin aims to win enough money to keep NASA operational by answering topical news questions whilst trying to avoid the distraction of a team of male strippers.

Nigella's Bitchin'

Nigella Lawson slags off other celebrity chefs whilst fellating assorted fruit and veg in soft focus.

Parkinson. Hosted by Michael J. Fox.

Saturday Night Takeaway.

You watch what you want whilst Ant and Dec deliver the food.

Brucey Boner.

Contestants try to bring Bruce Forsythe's withered bojangles to life.

Parkinson. Hosted by Michael J. Fox.

doubleplusgood

Strange but Poo.

1 hour purely of pictures of odd looking poos. Almost exclusively in toilets.

aaaah toilet humour...

Strange but Poo.

1 hour purely of pictures of odd looking poos. Almost exclusively in toilets.

isn't that just http://ratemypoo.com ?

The Z Team – starring Jodie Marsh as Mr T, Bobby Davro as The Face, Shane Ritchie as Murdock and Nick Knowles as Colonel Smith

Only Pools and Corpses

Michael Barrymore hosts a new chat show, set in his swimming pool.

Nick Knowles - pah ha hah!

Only Pools and Corpses

Michael Barrymore hosts a new chat show, set in his swimming pool.

HA! Yes!!

^ brilliant.

Open All Holes – starring Ulrika Jonsson

Whose line is it anyway

This weeks guest host: Ricky Hatton

Whose line is it anyway

This weeks guest host: Marco Pantani

ffty - it's a cycling forum!

^^tisagoodun

Schlongs of Praise -
Contestants try to guess which penis belongs to a priest for cash and prizes!

Snog, Marry, Avoid: Pope Visit Special.

The Pope decides between a female priest, a homosexual, and a small boy.

Planet Girth.

David Attenborough narrates a documentary on the thickest chodes in the world.

Whole Bee City - the trials and tribulations in a bee hive. Docu

Echolocation Echolocation Echolocation - Kirsty and Phil are drageed underwater by a hungry crocodile until they can work out where the dolphin is.

This week the Dolphin is on top of Alpe D'Huez.