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• #6352
burn
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• #6353
"Nodders without mudguard when it's wet. Don't then come and cycle infront of other people.Nice muddy face now!"
"Maybe if you were a bit faster people wouldn't be in front of you?"
"^Rep!"
Ha!
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• #6354
Must try harder!
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• #6355
I got called out by a shopper lady today when she undertook me just before a junction I intended to turn left at, preventing me from getting on the utter left hand side of the road. I put my left arm out to make my turning left intentions perfectly clear, in case she was planning on going straight or right.
When the traffic light turned green, of course, she goes straight, and doesn't give me the space, I say "I'd like to turn left here please". She says "Well get in the FOOKING LEFT THEN INNIT". I say "I would love to but your fat ass is in the way". She started screaming, I called her a cunt. We both went our separate ways.
Previous to this, she undertook me at a zebra crossing I was waiting at and gave a fright to some poor chap.
Maybe I shouldn't have called her fat, or a cunt, but it felt good.
Yeah, sorry man. That was me. Bad hair day.
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• #6356
I see no inconsistency here.
Sounds to me like you need to find the pot holes and practice on them at the lights a bit more.
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• #6357
Having been commuting up the A2/tottenham court road the last few years (Elephant and Castle namely) I've seen plenty near misses. (including getting hit by a plank on a motorbike)
Most of them come down to drivers and cyclists, just needing to chill out and let it go.
Chilling out especially the waterloo bridge sprint, and for what just to get stuck at the old Vic.
As above the oval/brixton turn is bad, but just go for the right lane for brixton? See lots of cyclists signalling but then by not being in the right/pronouced road position cars think they can just go round you....
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• #6358
Calling out myself, I hope none of you saw me this morning.
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• #6359
^What did you do?
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• #6360
Calling out myself, I hope none of you saw me this morning.
I did! And you should be bloody well ashamed of yourself!
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• #6361
We want the details!
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• #6362
We want the details!
Don't ask me, the trauma scrubbed the details from my memory and I'm just left with a lingering sense of horror and disgust.
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• #6363
^What did you do?
Dodged into a left hand lane (out of two) between a bus and car as the car was also turning into the lane. So patently obvious the car was about to do it, even though it wasn't indicating.
Then I blazed through a red light on Newington Butts not 5 minutes later into oncoming traffic.
Just one of those "what was I thinking" mornings - if I had seen myself I would have thought "WAC".
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• #6364
Not worth a rider down thread but 5.50pm tonight junction of Drummond St/Hampstead Road I witnessed the immediate aftermath (was fiddling with my Garmin at crucial moment) of a masssively failed RLJ involving a bloke on some kind of folding bike and a scooter.
Bloke was stopped at red on other side of Hampstead Rd and I was stopped outside the Peoples Theatre, when there was bit of a lull in Hampstead Rd traffic traffic.
I was looking down to turn on my Garmin when there was a shout and a massive bang and when I look up there's a bike in bits in the road with the rider still on his feet and a scooter skidding to a halt on it's side, rider also still on his feet.
As I didn't actually see what happened I can't work out how the hell both riders emerged unscathed
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• #6365
Riding brakeless, not like a cunt but brakeless nonetheless, I'm not really one to judge...
*whatacunt ;-)
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• #6366
Saw someone riding fixed get pulled over down by Bishopsgate tower yesterday. Two policemen hiding around the corner catching people on the RLJ I assume.
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• #6367
Congratulation on the police officier then.
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• #6369
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• #6370
to the dickhead on a gery/green/duck shit colour single speed with no rear brake, wearing a duffle coat who just undertook me outside LMNH, 20 seconds after i pull out, shouting "matematematematemate", then swerving side to side on the bus lane slowing down everyone else, your a dick.
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• #6371
Congratulation on the police officier then.
Turn out I posted this on the wrong topic.
Should be in that police spotting topic.
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• #6372
to the dickhead on a gery/green/duck shit colour single speed with no rear brake, wearing a duffle coat who just undertook me outside LMNH, 20 seconds after i pull out, shouting "matematematematemate", then swerving side to side on the bus lane slowing down everyone else, your a dick.
it sounds like you may have pulled out into his path when he had the priority
what would you feel about a car that pulls out in front of you when you are riding along?
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• #6373
it sounds like you may have pulled out into his path when he had the priority
Doesn't sound like that to me.
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• #6374
i read it he started at lmnh and was undertaken outside lmnh, so either kkkkkkk was going extremely slowly or it was less than 20 seconds into his journey
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• #6375
Some clarification would help, kkkkkkk is currently treading a thin line...
Maybe if you were a bit faster people wouldn't be in front of you?