Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

^^^^^^^^^^^ Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

There is a young fellow called Jones
Who rides quietly and never moans
But if you sit on his wheel
He'll let out a squeal
And furiously jump on your bones

You know the feeling you get when you see a Chelsea pensioner fisting a pig? And a circus clown is standing over them, gagging himself on a saveloy until he pukes? It was like that.

This happens far too much to me. I just want a quiet night in the pub and along come the Chelsea pensioner, pig, and circus clown.

Is it time to start calling out fisted pigs?

There once was a piggy in Brixton
Who loved to receive a good fisting
To Chelsea he went
Where he found an old gent
Who said "I'll do it but there won't be no kissing"

Are we calling out cyclists because their riding is bad, or because they're people whose identity is based on them being a cyclist but who are inherently bad in some way within the context of a moral framework that's shared by the cyclist and the caller outer?

What

Are we calling out bad cyclists like brixtonjones or bad cyclists like Jimmy Savile?

I thought we were calling out those, however they self-identify, whose poor riding betrays a weak character and degenerate lack of moral fibre.

I guess he's trying to say that someone may behave perfectly well on a bicycle, but get called out because as a pedestrian they regulary fist pigs.

Is it time to start fisting bad pensioners?

I imagine that there would be a further schism between those who acknowledged that they were being, by the definition of their own moral framework, "bad", and those that either did not adopt that frameword or (a la BJ) could not see that they were transgressing it.

Which of those Savile fell into is open to question of course.

EDIT unless BrixtonJones is Savile. Then we could ask him. Or make him perform some simple tests.

EDIT unless BrixtonJones is Savile. Then we could ask him. Or make him perform some simple tests.

Tests, such as "can you breathe", or "does your circulatory system function", or "can you move about without pieces of your body dropping off"?

BrixtonJ gotta chill a little bit, don't respect the road and it rules and soon enough it'll fuck you over.

All i said was im not the type of person to moan and shout at people for doing something wrong. I just look after myself. If someone wants to jump a red light then thats up to them. Its none of my business.

In fact . How much above your station do you have to be , to think you have the right to shout at another cyclist for doing something you deem as wrong?
Do it to me and i'll kick you off your bike .

Not the kind of person to moan and shout at people for doing something wrong, just head straight to the ultra violence.

In fact . How much above your station do you have to be , to think you have the right to shout at another cyclist for doing something you deem as wrong?
Do it to me and i'll kick you off your bike .

I've called out cyclists for randomly appearing under my left armpit in the past, but they soon learn their lesson. The Mu Mu pits are no place for mankind.

How much above your station do you have to be , to think you have the right to shout at another cyclist for doing something you deem as wrong?
Do it to me and i'll kick you off your bike .
Station? Right? It's just words mate, freedom of expression. Feel free to ignore or respond in kind.. or be a fucking nutter and kick them off their bike.

Station? Right? It's just words mate, freedom of expression. Feel free to ignore or respond in kind.. or be a fucking nutter and kick them off their bike.

I just dont see what i would gain from calling someone out on the road for something as petty as slowing you down , apart from starting an argument. Just keep your head down and let them get on with it .

The world would be a better place with more people like me.

If someone dared to attempt to tailgate me , I would drag them off their bike and choke them out at the side of the road.

Calling people out for their wrongs is so silly, choking however would make the world a better place.

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I just dont see what i would gain from calling someone out on the road for something as petty as slowing you down , apart from starting an argument. Just keep your head down and let them get on with it .

The world would be a better place with more people like me.

You've already proved it really would'nt - End this gene pool, and sharpish before the fuckers start swimming!!

Calling people out for their wrongs is so silly, choking however would make the world a better place.

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