Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

I've killed so many cyclists for being more rubbish at riding than me, but I did it in the time I saved by jumping reds, so I still get to work on time. I'm not a part of your system.

I had to call someone out today for trying to ride a bike in a school playground. Can you believe it? I won't even tell you what type of bike the hooligan was riding.

I bet it was your bike, because it was you. What sort of an example are you setting to the children? Have a long hard look at yourself, Will. I say this as your headmaster but also as your friend and father.

If someone dared to attempt to tailgate me , I would drag them off their bike and choke them out at the side of the road.

Is this a euph?

I bet it was your bike, because it was you. What sort of an example are you setting to the children? Have a long hard look at yourself, Will. I say this as your headmaster but also as your friend and father.

It was a fucking Brompton. And if you think I'd be caught dead on one of those folding dadmobiles then you have another think coming my girl/dad/internet friend.

Is this a euph?

No, it's death.

Lexicography is some kind of shit for people protected by Equal Opportunities.

Bromptons are fucking rad if they're pimped up with bells and ergonomic grips lol wtf boxxy.

No, it's death.

Also known as Internet forum trolling suicide..... Delete yourself and get back to bad journalism....

I tailgated a people carrier last night. That's a euphemism meaning I had doggy-style sex with a woman.

No, it's death.

le petit mort? Now we're talking the same language. Where is your commute? I want times, I want streetnames, I want landmarks.

There once was a poet called Scarlett
who pimped out his bike like a harlot
he added a bell
and thought it looked swell
that yard-riding scurrilous varlet.

You've stolen my verse KOM, you cunt.

tried to give rep for use of varlet
but apparently I need to spread it around some more

but apparently I need to spread it around some more

Start tailgating strangers, would be my advice.

There was a bike trainer from Wigan,
Who dreamt of an Oz sprinter's biggun,
But a school's outside space,
Is hardly the place
To think about getting one's frig on.

le petit mort? Now we're talking the same language. Where is your commute? I want times, I want streetnames, I want landmarks.

Weirdo!

It is true: I did have a dream about Robbie McEwen's penis last night and I did tell Bmmf about it today while in a school playground.
Obviously this has been very stressful for me and my wife and I ask that you respect our privacy at this difficult time.

There once was a wig called jealous

Do you find humour not so much humorous, but aqueous?

I feel how it burns under the skin
He tried to get out when I tried to get in
Says behind the window blind ...

Start tailgating strangers, would be my advice.

But remember to add times, street names and landmarks.... Pics too or we'd just never believe it....

Weirdo!

Darling. Harsh. I prefer 'kinky'. More playful, you see. Less murdery. More 'consensual fun', less 'Ed Gein'. Not that there's anything wrong with the Ed Gein approach, I think it's admirable. Of course, so do you as you've already expressed an interest in similar pursuits. It's a match made in bad cyclist heaven!

the not a head masters ritual:

mr angry jones from brixton
rides his bike and never gets beat on
one day from behind a tailgater he spies
so drags him to the ground and beats him

the not a head masters ritual:

mr angry jones from brixton
rides his bike and never gets beat on
one day from behind a tailgater he spies
so drags him to the ground and beats him

No, no, no, you've made a limerick but the rhythm's all wrong. You want:

There once lived a chap, Jones, in Brixton,
Whose bike was, perhaps, a fixed one.
One day from the rear,
A tailgater appeared
So our hero got off and sore beat him

https://www.lfgss.com/thread96709.html

BrixtonJ gotta chill a little bit, don't respect the road and it rules and soon enough it'll fuck you over.

apologies. i just got caught in the moment and posted

It is true: I did have a dream about Robbie McEwen's penis last night and I did tell Bmmf about it today while in a school playground.
Obviously this has been very stressful for me and my wife and I ask that you respect our privacy at this difficult time.

Only last week your wife was telling me about her dream in which Jeannie Longo had a cavernous clunge.

I'm always here to talk to.