Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

Hear hear, we all need a return address (a la Paddington bear) provided at birth, that'd solve a lot of problems.

So would hippy complain if Paddington bear played cricket for another London borough?

And before anyone pedants up, paddington was a borough (during the time of the bear) until it became part of Westminster

they'd know if you put 'TW2's mum's vagina'

#burn

the clap? voice of experience?

they'd know if you put 'TW2's mum's vagina'

#burn
Kerning makes your hash tag a little ambiguous.

It's a little to early in the morning for such gynaecological chat, in any case.

sorry i hadn't considered that people might be eating breakfast.

We'd just need to solve the thorny problem of defining "where you come from".

Am I Cambridgish? British? My last name starts with a Z, does that make me a forrin?

Given that your family name is slapped on walls & buildings in forrinland, I'm afraid it does.

Coming over here and taking our jobs.

are we sure though, he doesn't appear to be that good at DIY. I thought that was a given.

i left the page and was still chuckling, had to return and rep

Last night about 7 pm Up West was total ped-geddon ... seems like this thread and the beautiful moon brought out the zombie shoppers. I rather enjoyed it.

^ Please don't de-rail.

if you take away railings it'll just encourage them to cross away from the provided crossings

Dangerous, gobby, shitcunt Darwin's Deli riders suddenly lose all their *braggadocio *when you pull out your celly and start Googling their employer's phone number.

Just a FYI.

Darwin's Deli riders suddenly lose all their *braggadocio *
What the fuck am I supposed to have for lunch today then? I fucken love their tomato and mozzarella braggadocio rolls.

^repped.

bonus points for the nuknow-esque spelling of fucken in reference to his love of food.

Are Balki, Nuknow and TW2 all the same person?

Who has seen them together?

Your mum.

#chafe

you chafed on chalfie's mum

so that is where he gets his dry wit from

they'd know if you put 'TW2's mum's vagina'

#burn

I think you will find that we came from our mothers' wombs and though their vaginas.

What about dad's spunk and scrotum?

I think you will find that we came from our mothers' wombs and though their vaginas.

Unless they were c-section.

"You can forget about your charm. The evil spirit you serve can tell you that I was not born. They cut me out of my mother’s womb before she could bear me naturally."

^^gang affiliations have nothing to do with it.

Unless they were c-section.

Still from in that case if not the through.

What about dad's spunk and scrotum?

You are the jointer of your father's seed and your mother egg. You only came into being when they were joined.

Not that I would suggest that the world would be a better place if your father had had a little more "me time" all those years ago.