Let's Stand In The Road!

@BringMeMyFix, some wild deer of Kent 2 might be forum mongers in disguise, as there was a whole family of then standing in the middle of the road last night!!

I'm not buying.

sundays in winter when the sun comes out and the skies are blue
what draws them into the road ? are they blinded or lured by the light
they just can't help themselves can they ?
and it's not just standing it's walking too

no pics sorry

Let's stand in the railroad:

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/feb/25/trespassers-force-flying-scotsman-steam-train-unscheduled-stop-inaugural-run

Do Let's

Spotted in East London on Saturday.

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Also from same set.

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Outstanding standing there.

Yes🥝.

Upstanding members

the bar staff did order us inside when they saw us standing in the road

They couldn't stand it.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/19/road-sleeping-epidemic-hits-okinawa-as-warm-weather-meets-heavy-drinking

Local police reported more than 7,000 cases of rojo-ne – literally sleeping on the road – last year, a phenomenon some attribute to Okinawa’s balmy weather and enthusiastic consumption of a fiery spirit that has been made on the island for hundreds of years.

to be fair in that last photo i do look to be stepping off the road, probably was only in the road trying to dissuade other from standing in the road

#notaroadstanderhonest

Yep, that’s about right.

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that's the final stance in a side saddle dismount with a pischenko flare, much practiced during my time as an indoor cycle gymnast in berlin in the 90's, just arriving flamboyantly at the pub obvs

It’s amazing how even back then you practiced social distancing, a man truly ahead of the times.

and you can see oliver ( decapitated ) ( also not a road stander ) just about to push off a handstand on saddle and stem along the kerb

he was actually the cruel, ruthless, some say unhinged, multiple german champion, who ruled the tinkle bells dojo we trained at in treptow-kopenick with a fist of iron, he drove us to the very edge of what was thought possible on two wheels and then sometimes even further than that, my 3 year apprenticeship eating vegan schnitzel, sleeping on cold concrete floors and cycling on bespoke handcrafted east german steel made me what i am today both as a cyclist and a man

sadly oliver and i haven't spoken since the " bratwurst incident " and the case is still going through the courts in lower saxony so can't disclose anything further about it currently

that picture clearly shows the extent / radius of the foul stench those old cycling shoes used to give off, i look to be having about an 8ft day here, so they must have gotten wet at some point in the previous 24hrs and humming like that bit in that song by crash test dummies

It's lovely that you're so gullible, I'll think of some other stories like that soon. :)

Let's sleep in the road:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/19/road-sleeping-epidemic-hits-okinawa-as-warm-weather-meets-heavy-drinking

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Thanks, missed that.

given how much space there is around here east i'm amazed these people have managed to block the bike path perfectly

they've obviously been there a while because someone has kindly put a detour in place