Let's Stand In The Road!

Come on! It's fun. Bring some friends. Gather together, and just… STAND IN THE ROAD :D

Any road. Any time (but preferably a busy one).

Watch traffic moving straight towards you… or DON'T! It's up to you. Either way, don't do anything, just… STAND IN THE ROAD :D

Come to the one of the busiest cities in the world, and just… STAND IN THE ROAD :D

Don't stand on pavements. They're rubbish for standing on. Don't move either. There's no need. Be completely still, and just… STAND IN THE ROAD :D

And sure, standing in the road alone is cool, but it's so much more fun if you get a crowd together!

It's all the rage. Do it today. Do it tomorrow. Do it every day!

Bring the kids. Bring the grandparents. Bring a colleague, and just… STAND IN THE ROAD :D

Yeah! STAND IN THE ROAD :D

will there be a spokecard?

only for the person who stands in the road the longest

Bring a life insurance policy and a wooden box!

Dibs

I will assume you're an idiot chav playing chicken and run you down.

C'mon, tell us the story.

I can stand in the road no-handed.

I stood in the road, a bus came towards me. I did a skid.

Come on! It's fun. Bring some friends. Gather together, and just… STAND IN THE ROAD :D

Any road. Any time (but preferably a busy one).

Watch traffic moving straight towards you… or DON'T! It's up to you. Either way, don't do anything, just… STAND IN THE ROAD :D

Come to the one of the busiest cities in the world, and just… STAND IN THE ROAD :D

Don't stand on pavements. They're rubbish for standing on. Don't move either. There's no need. Be completely still, and just… STAND IN THE ROAD :D

And sure, standing in the road alone is cool, but it's so much more fun if you get a crowd together!

It's all the rage. Do it today. Do it tomorrow. Do it every day!

Bring the kids. Bring the grandparents. Bring a colleague, and just… STAND IN THE ROAD :D

Yeah! STAND IN THE ROAD :D

If this is meant to be a lyric, it doesn't scan.

It's syncopated. You wouldn't understand.

It's sycophantic. You wouldn't understand.

No, you're right, I wouldn't know the first thing about that. ;P

Sick elephant?! We need a vet!!!

I am sycamore and more puns appearing in every thread.

Oliver, your plays on words, if I can call them that, are pushing the envelope of tenuousness. They're fucking elevenuous.

Sick elephant?! We need a vet!!!

Actually, I think 'sick of ants' is a better one. :)

It's syncopated. You wouldn't understand.

no one understands

I am sycamore and more puns appearing in every thread.

Oldies but goldies, eh?

Oliver, your plays on words, if I can call them that, are pushing the envelope of tenuousness. They're fucking elevenuous.

Very good. It's soon coming up to the witching hour, too.

Oliver, your plays on words, if I can call them that, are pushing the envelope of tenuousness. They're fucking elevenuous.

No, it is just part of the great LFGSS tradition of fixing things that aren't broken.

Nighty night, babes. I have some standing in the road to do.

White lines, don't do it.

Cane…

can i sit in the road?

Actually, I think 'sick of ants' is a better one. :)

You've not been drinking enough./