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Saffas have never had any sense so have never needed that term.

But they did have the benefit of being part of the British Empire, so there ought to be plenty of knowledge of Imperial measure among the grown-ups.

Metric all the way damn you all! I'll not budge an inch on this matter!

Are you sticking your foot in?

Putting my foot down. If the issue was put to the vote, metric would win by a country mile!

I'm with you on that one, the whole nine yards.

Which in some case could be the whole courtyard.

Could the word "specific" in the title of this auction be changed to "frame" please?

https://www.lfgss.com/thread79554.html

Done

Putting my foot down. If the issue was put to the vote, metric would win by a country mile!

I've got to hand it to you, but I don't think it will last furlong.

You know what we do to metric lovers in this country?

Stone them!

I can get stoned all by myself, but thanks for the offer.

mm, cm, m, km ooh yeah

mm, cm, m, km

Those would be your favoured units for dick size, frame size, trouser size and hat size, presumably.

But they did have the benefit of being part of the British Empire, so there ought to be plenty of knowledge of Imperial measure among the grown-ups.

Metric all the way damn you all! I'll not budge an inch on this matter!

Sure - metric rule(r)s!

But... any person with a bit of sense knows roughly what an ounce is. And a pound, mile, foot, yard and so on. In olden days most of Europe had mixed systems and odd coinage.

You know what we do to metric lovers in this country?
Stone them!

How much is it in kilograms again?

Those would be your favoured units for dick size, frame size, trouser size and hat size, presumably.

I measure my dick using the Richter Scale.

#largestthermonuclearweaponevertested

Sure - metric rule(r)s!
But... any person with a bit of sense knows roughly what an ounce is. And a pound, mile, foot, yard and so on. In olden days most of Europe had mixed systems and odd coinage.

How come these locals don't know how to convert the other way though?

send him to wales!!!

ohhh le irony

How come these locals don't know how to convert the other way though?

Colonialism

I measure my dick using the Richter Scale.

This is funny
Thinking when I can pop that line in a conversation

I'm sure your audience must be quite limited.

You'd be surprised

Not if you're Australian.

Business meetings, pub with friends, cinema popcorn girls, flights, the Tube, phone convo with Mum, doctors appointment, Mormon door knockers..

I measure my dick using the Richter Scale.

Bad odour?

http://profresh.com/richter.html

I measure my dick using the Richter Scale

http://eqseis.geosc.psu.edu/~cammon/HTML/Classes/IntroQuakes/Notes/seismometers.html

seismometers we use are very sensitive. They can detect motions that are much smaller than the thickness of a sheet of paper