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  • Really? What? Why?

    Same old rhetorical nonsense day in day out.

    but the whole forum is one long recycled diatribe.
    what skid tyre
    531 frame wanted (no size specified)
    look at my old pinarello
    risers for my lo-pro
    what saddle for my baby blue/pale green fixie with brown tape.
    brackless is it difficult to stop?
    you hipster prick,
    etc etc.

    it's what i love about it.

  • I could yawn my face off at cold leftover bullshit like this.

    Yeah!

  • but the whole forum is one long recycled diatribe.
    what skid tyre
    531 frame wanted (no size specified)
    look at my old pinarello
    risers for my lo-pro
    what saddle for my baby blue/pale green fixie with brown tape.
    brackless is it difficult to stop?
    you hipster prick,
    etc etc.

    it's what i love about it.

    Yeah!

  • ^ is that your one and only response?

  • bends like a boxing day turd

    Fuck me, quality.

    Can I use this?

  • I came out of one.

    I came on one

  • Yeah!

    Yeah!

    Yeah!

  • I came on one

    lemme see, hmmm.... i don't think it ever happened.
    No, you win on that one.

  • Fuck me, quality.

    Can I use this?

    help yourself.
    technically it should be 'bent as a boxing day turd'

  • Why is a boxing day turd bent?

  • how much food do you eat on christmas day?

  • Laid.

  • I don't keep my svelte figure by gorging.

  • how it looks is irrelevant if it's heavy and bends like a boxing day turd, that is unless you are a cretinous hipster obsessed with how other skinny jean wearers perceive you and your bike.

    this is ace

    Fuck me this place is showing its age. I could yawn my face off at cold leftover bullshit like this.

    no youre post is just revealing online time

    Really? What? Why?

    Same old rhetorical nonsense day in day out.

    easy.,just log off.

    I like this, take a break;-
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh3NqBD6ETg

  • Lets look at the evidence:

    Yeah!

    Has profile picture of Prince

    Posts monosyllable style with a vague air of implied menace

    Pistanator conspicuous by his absence at time of Yeah! posting

    Hmmmmmmmm

  • Yeah!?

  • See?!

  • no youre post is just revealing online time... easy, just log off.

    On the contrary, I've been coming on less and less and less...

  • You've not been coming on strong then?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvpbm37OLiU

  • I'm with you on that one Josh, I'm a bit bored of Gary's 'oh you hipsters and your out-of-date 531 lugged things' schtick. But It's not going to make me go away cos he's quite entertaining, the rest of the schtick is quite funny ...

    'oh you hipsters are arseholes with your risers'
    'oh you hipsters are arseholes with your skinny trousers'
    'oh you hipsters are arseholes with your toeclips'

    see?! Fucking grate.

  • And the repartee is cool too. Curly turds! I can;t think of other examples but I mean it. This place would be a lot less entertaining without the Mr Smyth/RPM bad cop/bad cop routine.

    Funny that lucas thought you were having a pop at him, I thought it was @ Mr Smyth. I guess the whole 'my preferred style of bicycle frame construction is obviously superior to yours'.

    Like Mr Smyth said, that's what this place is doing, 'period', Groundhog Day style, day in, day out. You are merely a cog in a much larger and less spinny gear.

  • Thanks for clearing that up Skullsworth!

  • Yeah!?

    Reminds me of this guy:

    From http://www.27bslash6.com/magic8ball.html

    From: Simon
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 9.38am
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: No Subject

    Have you got a typeface called Garamond Semibold? I have the Garamond and bold and italic but not the semibold.
    I am doing a poster for Cathy and I reckon garamond would look good.

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 10.02am
    To: Simon
    Subject: Re: No Subject

    As I see it, yes.

    From: Simon
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 10.43am
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Garamond

    Which one? Yes you have the typeface or that it would look good on a poster?

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 10.52am
    To: Simon
    Subject: Re: Garamond

    Concentrate and ask again.

    From: Simon
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.14am
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Garamond

    What the fuck? I need the typeface Garamond. Have you got it or not?

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.18am
    To: Simon
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Garamond

    You may rely on it.

    From: Simon
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.29am
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Garamond

    Send me the typeface dickhead.

    From: Mark Pierce
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 2.08pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Hey

    Hey. Are you at work?

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 2.25pm
    To: Mark Pierce
    Subject: Re: Hey

    Signs point to yes.

    From: Mark Pierce
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 2.53pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Hey

    What? Can you drop over on your way home from work and help me lift a piece of glass up onto a table? It is too heavy to lift.

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 3.22pm
    To: Mark Pierce
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Hey

    My sources say no.

    From: Mark Pierce
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 3.49pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey

    Are you serious? I tried lifting it a bit at a time and sliding books under it but I need heaps more books. Can you come for a quick drive now?

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 4.02pm
    To: Mark Pierce
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey

    Ask again later.

    From: Mark Pierce
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 4.57pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: ?

    Are you going to help me on the way back from work or not?

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 5.16pm
    To: Mark Pierce
    Subject: Re: ?

    It is decidedly so.

    From: Mark Pierce
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 5.24pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: ?

    Good. Fuck you are annoying sometimes.
    From: Justine Murphy
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 8.14pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Tree frogs ppt

    Hi David, you forgot to send the attachment on your last email. Can you send it again please?
    Justine

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 8.51pm
    To: Justine Murphy
    Subject: Re: Tree frogs ppt

    You may rely on it.

    From: Justine Murphy
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 9.15pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Tree frogs ppt

    Ok. Can you resend it to me then please?

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 9.26pm
    To: Justine Murphy
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Tree frogs ppt

    Without a doubt.

    From: Justine Murphy
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 9.44pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Tree frogs ppt

    ???? Did you attach it?

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 9.51pm
    To: Justine Murphy
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Tree frogs ppt

    Don't count on it.

    From: Justine Murphy
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 10.27pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: ?

    Are you fucking with me? Just attachment it ass hat.

    From: Simon
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.28pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: No Subject

    Are you online?

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.37pm
    To: Simon
    Subject: Re: No Subject

    Concentrate and ask again.

    From: Simon
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.41pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: No Subject

    Fuck you.

  • a polar view is often needed for healthy discourse.
    otherwise people start to believe the hype if nobody questions it.

  • @Mr Smyth: exactly.

    @SuperP: Erm, I was trying to muddy the waters.

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