I've never 'got'

His stage act is (or certainly used to be) much subtler and more intelligent than his TV act. Some acts really don't translate well from the comedy club to the TV; you can build things over 30 or 60 minutes interacting with a live audience that can't really be reproduced remotely. Sketch shows and panel shows reduce those acts to their rudest components. Tim Vine is another example.

People owning their hipsterism.
Hmm, edited because probably harsh.
Hipster is a label I'd like to distance myself from as much as possible.

Hipster is a label I'd like to distance myself from as much as possible.

Exactly what a hipster would say.

Hmm, well my pre edit write up was.
Hipster = dickhead void of much independent thought/taste.

Maybe it's true 🤷‍♂️

How's the IPA beardy?

Rum and stubble for me please

Warm weather = excuse for a piss up, why?

Why not?

Why not?

Fucking terrible hangovers from the extra dehydration. That's why not.

Electrolyte chasers.

Body shots.

So are you only into facials and creampie?

Getting mashed in the sunshine is, clearly, just brilliant.

I was out for a ride along the Thames yesterday afternoon and the good folk of Pangbourne and Reading all agree with me

You can not only walk on water but ride on it as well? You are the gun of sod AICMFP.

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Pringles. Just don't get them. Cardboard, no taste.

they have highest amount of calories and salt in crips category, excellent for audax

They’re delicious, the tube they come in: not so much.

@Oliver Schick is away

How do you feel about this with the temps cracking UK "OMG it's a heatwave" levels?

Also, you're doing it wrong.

Anything = excuse for a piss up, why?

Because being drunk removes our brains from the horror of our reality.

The sun part is just because it's nice in the sun.

This. Overpackaged packing material.

excellent for audax

Not with that stupid fucking tube they're not. (Johnny) Walkers Red ftw

in crips category

Careful now or you'll get yourself into a gang war.

@Oliver Schick is away

Very good. If you want to have *s instead of just italics (as I imagine you may have wanted), put the escape character (\) in front of the first asterisk. Apologies if you didn't want that.