I've never 'got'

:)

the jeans + blazer/sports jacket style that's everywhere with people who work in advertising and use too much hair product. at least you can recognise them as cunts from a distance.

see, i don't think it means anything...no that's not true, i think it might say something about you

i just don't think that whatever it says about you matters.

i wasn't cool at school and i'm certainly not cool now.

a mahoooosive big fat +1 on the cocks who think that 'jacket n jeans' is an acceptable attire. Cunts.

Really disappointed that I missed a mustard conversation a couple of pages back.

There are only two kinds of English Mustard worth eating, one is prepared and one is one that ypou have to mix. Lynx mentioned 'powder' earlier, and I bet nuKnow has never had either. Not that I think he'll definitely like these, but I want him to try them sometime. They are Taylors of Newport Pagnell*

and Colman's powder (their prepared stuff is fucking rubbish)

• I mentioned that detail for the Morrisey loverboys.
  

are you allowed to not like the smiths, or does it mean you weren't cool at school?

I don't remember anyone ever mentioning the Smiths to me, ever.

I am so uncool, I'm a black hole of cool.

This is rad to the tubular to the phat to the fully sick max.

Smiths Refuseniks Of The World Unite

Newport Pagnell - they used to have great New Years Eve riots (fact)

AGree with mechanical on this one!

BUT - maybe because I dont normally have the below sums Hippy obviously has to splash on a dog&.. I upgraded for my Desire - loving it.

£290 is cheap. Just because you can't find a use for an internet-enabled phone doesn't mean the rest of us should not buy them. Assuming you have a mobile, how much is your phone plan? How much did your phone cost?

My smartphone payment history..
£330
£399
£489

:P

My eagerly awaited shiny new silver pedals apparently posted over a week ago! pssssd..

Oh yeah and +1 on the shoes hippy mentioned. Usually worn by cocks with jacket and jeans, have gelled spiky ish hair, drive a z4 and dig Rugger.

it's a fucken sportscoat, skully. :)

Oh yeah and +1 on the shoes hippy mentioned. Usually worn by cocks with jacket and jeans, have gelled spiky ish hair, drive a z4 and dig Rugger.

rugger buggers? scum. sub-Human scum

The blazer/sports jacket and jeans combo is the working uniform of media/advertising managers. They adopt the jacket to let the client know they are not the lowly designers but the decision makers, but are still cool media bods. Advertising ones wear a tucked in business shirt underneath. Creatives wear t shirts underneath.

I have broken out the tweed with jeans occasionally, just because I wanted to wear the tweed again, but as a rule I refuse to accept business casual exists, and you should either wear jeans and a t shirt or wear a decent suit. I appear to be alone in this conviction.

As for the Smiths. I've been a fan since the day my sister brought home the 7 inch of Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now. I like Morrisey's vocal delivery, I like the witty lyrics, and I like the perfect fit of the rhythm section to the music. But most of all I love Johnny Marr's guitar playing.

What I don't get is why Johnny Marr's post-Smiths efforts have been so fucking disappointing.

^ I would agree apart from the stuff he is now doing with The Cribs, which has got him stamped all over it

I listen to the Smiths these days and more and more I am hearing Andy Rourke's talent

I listen to the Smiths these days and more and more I am hearing Brian Rourke's talent

What, Brian Rourke the frame builder from Stoke? On Smiths records?

^ I would agree apart from the stuff he is now doing with The Cribs, which has got him stamped all over it

I will investigate. Spotify here I come...

What, Brian Rourke the frame builder from Stoke? On Smiths records?

Yes.

Sheila take a Braize On

Sweet and tender Reynolds 531

Hand in Lug

Willier it was really nothing.

Heaven knows, I'm bonking now

girlfriend on a soma

ooof^

Vicar in a bibshort

Bike Thieves of the world,
Unite and take over

This charming (Shi)man(o)

There Is a 'Light' That Never Goes Out*

Can't be a KNOG then