I've never 'got'

Not that big, it more novelty size than world record size.

If I turn you upside down will your clothes fall off, kind of novelty.

Not an offer.

Why in offices do you have to buy other people cakes when it's your birthday? I can't help feeling that this is a tradition started by a baker with time on his hands......

Yep!!! Fuck that in the goat arse!

Im also buggered if Im bringing chocolates/sweets in after I go on holidays. I go away to get the fuck away from these jokers, not to buy them treats.

Basically it is some tradition .. show them you are a real cunt and don't by anything .. when asked why say "they don't deserve it" .. or you can pull the jehovah's witness card and say you don't believe in celebrating stuff.

There were 3 sets of offerings in my office today - got me thinking about these posts.

I don't buy all my family friends and neighbours stuff on the same occasions, I'd be broke if I did...

If people have time to think of buying gifts for colleagues when on holiday, they're doing the wrong sort of holiday.

In a similar vain, leaving presents. Some bloke at my girlfriends work got a GPS satnav thing worth over £100 as a leaving present. He had only been there a year and from what I hear was not even well liked, why the fuck do people do that.

Why in offices do you have to buy other people cakes when it's your birthday? I can't help feeling that this is a tradition started by a baker with time on his hands......

Yeah, fuckin bakers!

In a similar vain, leaving presents. Some bloke at my girlfriends work got a GPS satnav thing worth over £100 as a leaving present. He had only been there a year and from what I hear was not even well liked, why the fuck do people do that.

I have to admit I have shaken those collection envelopes before now to cunningly appear to drop money into the leaving fund of a wanker or two

I always put 1 pound in. Unless I really get on with them, then it's a fiver. Not sure why, but I thought it a fair way to do it so have stuck by it.

Big +1 to Musicals. Morons like musicals. They come down to London for the weekend from their **culturally vacuous town **and want to 'take in a show'. Fucking nnnnnnnnnnnnnng

But ooops wrong thread. Should be in I Hate...

you snobby cunt

Phantom Of The Opera again this week Wigan, or are you doing Cats?

I'm more "Chitty chitty.." man myself.

I fucking hate musicals. Not as much as this shit hole of a waste of space thread (Reggae is shit, no it's great, no it's shit, no it's great, slavery had it's upside) but I really don't like them.

You just don't get it...

Jethro Tull

what is it Eightball thread day or what?
me neither,
but Ian plays a fucking awesome flute..

Diane Abbot

racist ^
I have got the best idea for a thread ever, ever,
you wait Eightball

Oooh its on......

The Smiths. Crap.

^^Untrue^^

The Smiths. Crap.

are you totally wired?

Jethro Tull

Fuck off

Jethro Tull

Never got "Muse"

The Smiths. Crap.

I'd love to try what it is you're smoking, because you are *tripping, *son.

I'd love to try what it is you're smoking, because you are *tripping, *son.

The Smiths are probably shit, never wanted to listen to them ... they have always been something which you needed to like music where you have to make too much of an effort with.

It kinda like Saving Private Ryan .. probably a good movie but I just can't justify teh effort expense in enjoying it when I can see Undisputed III again.

What?!