Weight / Fat loss

Any footage of SF, eating brioche?

^Not a euph.

Hilarious.

Is given swathes of references in respect of protein levels. Ignores them for days, while repeatedly requesting references.

Posts anecdotal evidence about veganism. Claims win.

Give me a couple of weeks and I see what I can do.

On a completely unrelated note, SF - what's your modem's IP address?

ANYWAY! Isn't there a weightlifting thread? Can't we move all the weights chat there and keep this thread for what it's meant for?

OMG! wow, want.

Wow, indeed. Must have cost a fortune in shaving foam and glycerin. Unless the maker was only going for accurate looks and cheated by making the filling palatable, ofc.

Bruce, why don't you go and post in the "I hate" thread, given the strength of your feelings towards Tunnocks?

Leave the teacakes alone!!

I'm saving that for Fry's Turkish Delight.

Its like Mr Tunnock spilled Bruce's pint, or looked funny at his girlfriend or something. Bruce was making meals with fermented vegetables the other day, so I think all his claims about taste have to be taken with a pinch of salt, or something more minging, like a chaser of piss.

Don't be silly, Bruce. Turkish delight only exists in Narnia.

Give me a couple of weeks and I see what I can do.

On a completely unrelated note, SF - what's your modem's IP address?

Sign up for the premuim cam like the rest of my customers.

Although the glass table squats have been suspended pending delivery of better safety glass...... :(

Does letting 60 tubs of Ben'n'Jerrys melt into a 30ltr bucket and refreezing Count as pimping?

#lazy'n'greedy

So that's what happened to my spoon.

accusing the black guy of stealing your spoon? you massive racist.

Not nearly as racist as the title of the original imgur post:

"Chicken flavoured ice cream. Is there such a thing?"

hmm my slim shirts no longer fit. why is food that tastes great so bad for you ?!
me thinks I need to learn portion control

Not nearly as racist as the title of the original imgur post:

"Chicken flavoured ice cream. Is there such a thing?"

Ooh! ooh! I know the answer to that one!

I give you... Coronation Chicken Ice Cream!

^should have called it boc'boc'boc'a gelupo

I bought two boxes of these eggs.
One got eaten yesterday.
The other I saved until today - but crucially, I opened up the packaging to show to someone.
There were 4 eggs in the box.
I went to a meeting and returned to find only 3.
Own up. I want my egg back.

How dairy they!

I bet it was the HR drone who confiscated your phone charger. kill her with her own shoes.

Not that I would ever condone chocolate theft, but it does say on the box that they're ''to share''

Also, how bloody small is that spoon?!