Can you fart while pedaling?

It's an oscar-winner in comparison to one of Oliver's

if you can whilst running, surely cycling

Ha, only just started reading this puerile thread and was waiting for that pic to come up....

bows & exits stage right

why is there shit all over that person. mr moser?

Just thought I'd update to say that I have been practicing and can now reliably fart while pedaling. Even while pedaling sitting down. For your information.

Thanks for the update.

High danger of unplanned follow-through remains. However, cheaper than chamois butter.

I can queef while pedalling

I can queef while pedalling

*Vaginal gas that involves strong odor or fecal matter may be a result of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colovaginal_fistula.****

I should probably get that looked at.

Interested?

Interested?

Yes, but only in a very narrow and specific sense of the word.

High danger of unplanned follow-through remains. However, cheaper than chamois butter.

duly noted.

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*Vaginal gas that involves strong odor or fecal matter may be a result of colovaginal fistula, a serious condition involving a tear between the vagina and colon, which can result from surgery, child birth, diseases (such as Crohn’s disease), and other causes, urinary tract infection and other complications. This can also be a symptom of an internal female genital prolapse.****

OMG, ew!

OMG, ew!

Yeah, right pain in the arse, or thereabouts, I'd imagine.

Let out 'Fartlets' :D as you get out of the saddle

Easy ... lean forward and parp one backwards.

I know Aroogah can do them, I thought my bike had broken when I heard a noise ... turned out it was him ... and I was downstream.

I thought my bike had broken when I heard a noise ... turned out it was him ... and I was downstream.

Hmmm - pebbledash face...

you might need one of these:

you might need one of these:

Hmmm - butt sieve.

I once puked a sausage sandwich and a pint of tea onto my handlebars.

Do I get a sticker?

you get a "boke-card"

Yeah, right pain in the arse, or thereabouts, I'd imagine.

Embarrassing Bodies actually showed a fistula in a dude's ass. Guapo and I were like, Auugh! My eyes!

Parp! LaW, that's a great onomatopoeia!

Just thought I'd update to say that I have been practicing and can now reliably fart while pedaling. Even while pedaling sitting down. For your information.

thanks for the update.

no prob, joe. i am to please.

Cycling aids my farting. I wonder if it creates any air packets in the female organs, resulting in a hilarious queeb?

Ew! And no.