Can you fart while pedaling?

I can, but not while seated.

+1

Never managed it seated but I do try it seated before I stand up and let rip. Did it once on the fulham road with some tart behind me - I turned round, saw her expression and laughed my way home..

Couldn't you have waited for the Ladies Forum to be established before posting this?

The answer will depend on your saddle.

no, and there's a hole down the middle of mine, which lets nothing through but water from the underside. damn fool left my mudguard home this a.m.!

i tried once but did a bit of piss instead. gutted.

i can always fart no matter what i am doing

what about when you're trying to hold a shit in?

I wonder how many people will try this on the way home... and what percent push a little too hard and turtles head it

I have heard rumours of a rider in the middle of a particularly intense VO2 interval session accidentally let loose substances of an unexpectedly non-gaseous nature and electing to continue the session instead of quitting and upsetting the complex timing of said session........

......while on the turbo in front of the TV. Ahem.

ORLY! Rumour or experience huh?

If timed right can it enhance sprint performance?

I let out a particularly loud fart just as I was going through Henley this afternoon. It was strangely satisfying!

Disgusting threads like this is why we need a womens sub forum so this kind of toilet talk can be kept out of the main forum, I'm disgusted, but not from Tunbridge Wells.

:d

I do not fart, I have a pressure release valve.

I love letting our hilarious farts while on the bike. But then get embarrassed if I think people have heard them.

me too

I was unaware that ladies broke wind.

You live and learn. I shall have to tell MrsO.

It was those damn farting spiders!!

It was those damn farting spiders!!

Don't you mean "Barking Spiders"?

i tried once but did a bit of piss instead. gutted.

Haha!

You should get a dump valve fitted, like a smelly Ford Cosworth.

I was unaware that ladies broke wind.

You live and learn. I shall have to tell MrsO.

Clive, they don't, this is merely 'ladette' banter. The very idea is preposterous. Don't worry, carry on.

[there is] a large pressure differential that is too large for the tiny sphincter muscles to counteract.

Speak for yourself

I was unaware that ladies broke wind.

Who's that french artist who feinted on his wedding night when he discovered women have pubes?

Who's that french artist who feinted on his wedding night when he discovered women have pubes?

They have what????

How can you tell? I'll have to ask MrsO

Who's that french artist who feinted on his wedding night when he discovered women have pubes?

was it left or right?

was what?

The feint - as opposed to "faint". A clever play on words taking advantage of your typo. A much more acceptable pun than one of Oliver's.