How the !§$%&!!! do you carry a M18 or similar motocycle D-lock?

nope, Oliver's right.

ffs, quit being a dick james

Sorethroat. You need to rotate your bars up. Otherwise very nice bike.

What hubs are they sorethroat?

Sorry I didnt really photograph them that well, theyre campag sherrif stars.

Sorethroat. You need to rotate your bars up. Otherwise very nie bike.

Thanks. Lots of people tell me that my bars need to be angled up a bit but they feel really good the way they are. I should have just put them up for the photo lol

those cranks must be really lightweight

There arent any cranks on it.

that's why

Or the Restrap Holster option
www.restrap.co.uk

For totally noiseless ride I like to use the elastic (rubber) bands to suspend the D part of the lock within the main triangle, so it would look like it was floating if it wasnt for the elastic bands. The canon still stays beneath the downtube.

It's a sweet set up on a sweet ride

There arent any cranks on it.

Flinstone drive FTW.

Throw the lock in the direction where you're heading as far as you can.

then cycle there.

pick up lock, throw again etc.

until you reach to your destination.

use magnets

It's a sweet set up on a sweet ride

Thanks. Everyones being so nice today.

Also repped as that cracked me up.

Easy on the science Tommy

FFS you cunts, i have taken murtles comments to heart, stop being dicks, this is a serious issue

how do the retarded work out how to carry a lock other than a bag, a frame mount, panniers or employing 3rd world labour to run in front of them with the lock

he could also send a courier ahead with the lock, or find a friend with a bag and get them to carry the lock

speaking of dicks, get a hard on and hang it off that

Buy a skateboard and some rope and pull it behind you.

Of course you'll need to lock up the skateboard. So buy a childs skate and some more rope, and pull a smaller lock behind the board.

I'd lock up the skate too (this is london, etc.). So buy a toy car and.....

oliver

google "David Icke lizard men"

As if I wasn't aware of that, James. :)

This is a very idgy thread, but I think that it's about to turn the cornir.

Er? Is there a Berlin in New Zealand?

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=Berlins+Bluff,+West+Coast+7895,+New+Zealand&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&hl=en&cd=1&geocode=FSCogP0d9fc9Cg&split=0&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=6.881357,14.941406&hq=&hnear=Berlins+Bluff&z=13

Ah, he was bluffing. Clever.

icke has to be Paul Michel. WELCOME BACK PAUL!! We've really missed you! ;)

Normally, I would expect an email from Paul, letting me know that he has returned, with a new alias, but it
seems that he might wish to be totally incognito now. Except for a few clues, that he's not aware of leaving.

He uses a certain pattern of writing and syntax, that I find quite unique on this forum. Its a bit like if I had
an alias, were I to stand up for the rights of fat people, in my my bombastic and overly wordy way, I'd soon be rumbled.

Here's what I feel is evidence:

His first post makes a motorcycle reference. He has a love of motorcycles.
He had done some analytical homework BEFORE asking the question.
Sarcastic, but intelligent retort.
Inoffensive reply, almost NOT wishing to be rude? Since we have corresponded off forum.....
Admits to riding without tools. It was something he was known for, preferring purity of an experience.
Slightly boastful.
My first inkling to who icke was, due to IAmNotARobot's question, about not liking bags.
A very Paul Michel answer.
And another.

The prosecution rests.

For the first time, this is an interesting suggestion. Ideas like that were exactly what I was looking for.

BTW Tiswas, sorry for missing *your velcro idea*. might work, but sounds wobbly to me.

Oh yeah!! And what was mine, swiss cheese? ;)

Wouldn't Velcro work? Two on the top tube, and two on the seattube? Just an idea like...........

Mr.H beat me to it.....

someone has far toooo much time on their hands