How the !§$%&!!! do you carry a M18 or similar motocycle D-lock?

Why would someone need a mount if at the same time he'd remove brakes to make the bike look neat?

fucksticks, must try harder to be a cunt of note

HA!

You didn't make the list of 2!

That is classed a great big fail lack of success.

;)

Oh my daaaayz! Is this thread actually still going??

No

Wait..

Yes

So, what's up now?

Yes

No.

Why?

Because.

fucksticks, must try harder to be a cunt of note

bono's a cunt of note, well, notes. no that's the edge isn't it. whichever one writes the music

Throw the lock in the direction where you're heading as far as you can.
then cycle there.
pick up lock, throw again etc.
until you reach to your destination.

bmmf
natural born fuckwit, repeatedly bashed on the head at birth, or forgetting to breathe and starving the brain of oxygen are not on the graph as options for his stupidity

^These had me 'LOL'ing hard

Anyway I know you dismissed the idea of velcro because of the sound (WTF?), but this might help anyway:
https://www.lfgss.com/thread23502.html

Oh my daaaayz! Is this thread actually still going??

apparently, yes.

Is it?

Oh yes, it is

You can see it happening now, right before your eyes

wow!

nooo!

so was it paul michel?

do we care?

how the fuck is it that we find and eliminate these retards so quickly?

Wait... is this still happening?

Nope

Giant rapstrap ftw.

Rattrap?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvd3kaupZ60