How the !§$%&!!! do you carry a M18 or similar motocycle D-lock?

You seem to know that diagram really well, do you? Probably not from the doctor's perspective...

Not from a doctor's perspective, no, but definitely from a client's perspective (yes, I'm a mentalist), and also from the perspective of someone who's worked in multi-disciplinary teams helping people with communication disorders.

This HAS to be Paul!

hippy, can you put in a word with the head-man (I love that phrase), that we don't ban this version of Paul, as he can so endlessly entertaining? Pretty please?

I'm asking icke, not you.

Bumfluff - 10
Dancing man - pwned

i dont know, if he starts making sexist comments on a thread just after someone has died, perhaps he ought to be banned again

What hubs are they sorethroat?

Funny cunt, have some rep... :D

Ashe looks like Icke has a low opinion of you

I am scum, but I am working on a self-improvement strategy. ;)

Sorry kids, I'm out of this thread. Got what I was looking for.

Have fun.

Hit and run, eh? Like your style...

Don't go Paul. Don't go.

*sobs dejectedly*

not even a thank you?

Actually, it must be pretty alarming for him, that his writing style and thought processes send out such a strong signature. This is probably why I couldn't have a successful alias. Who wouldn't know it was me? Thats pathetically funny actually.

Ashe

just compare yourself to Icke, instant self image improvement strategy

you and i may piss people off, but he seems to get a bigger reaction than we can without actually trying

Guys, you know what's really funny?

This thread is now over 120 messages long, and contains exactly 1, yes ONE, really 100% useful reply to my question. Apart from 2-3 additional suggestions that were ok, but not outstandingly genius, the rest is the typical internet forum funny-images newbie-slapping blah that only suggests that some people have way too much time left. HINT: You could have used this time to walk over red lights. Ha.

Thanks again, BleakReference, the idea you mentioned works really nicely and that's all I was looking for.

FFS

Every physical possible way of transporting something on a bike was suggested.
I posted a pic of a really nice looking custard tart.
Sorethroat made a technically brilliant representation of his bike.
ade made us feel safer by posting a pic of a locked up ginge.
GA2G called you out.
DJ abused you (I have to pay for service).

What more do you want? Some people sigh

is that the Don Retardo Paul Michel

if so you have continually demonstrated your utter ineptitude on this forum

if not, you need to meet Paul Michel, your long lost equal

Unfair. Paul Michel makes me laugh....unlike lynx, for example, who makes me feel sad.

Not really worth commenting on, but icke is definitely not P-M. Totally different writing styles. icke writes with a lot of subtle Germanism that show someone from Germany with good but not yet fully idiomatic English.

Sounds pretty idiomatic to me, schickles.

It IS worth commenting on, as you are so wrong, as you have never been wrong before. icke is either Paul Michel, or he is me, or maybe he is YOU?? Oliver, do you care to explain yourself? Such shenanigans aren't very becoming of you at all.

This HAS to be Paul!
hippy, can you put in a word with the head-man (I love that phrase), that we don't ban this version of Paul, as he can so endlessly entertaining? Pretty please?

I'm sure he was banned in the past when people complained. Want him to stay peeps.. don't complain.

He might be P-M. Or he might not be. I don't care.

But it's worth pointing out that none of us are especially unique. There are 100s of people who'd be close matches to P-M in a forensic linguistics context, just as there are 100s of cunts like me and GA2G.

Not really worth commenting on, but icke is definitely not P-M. Totally different writing styles. icke writes with a lot of subtle Germanism that show someone from Germany with good but not yet fully idiomatic English.

http://www.lfgss.com/post1492406-121.html

icke bin fruhschtucke bratwurst schnitzel

He might be P-M. Or he might not be. I don't care.

But it's worth pointing out that none of us are especially unique. There are 100s of people who'd be close matches to P-M in a forensic linguistics context, just as there are 100s of cunts like me and GA2G.

fucksticks, must try harder to be a cunt of note

YouTube- team america - dicks,pussys and assholes

Hit and run, eh? Like your style...

Have a gif for that

must watch Team America again soon, def.

Anyway icke, you better be talking about my offer of those lock mounts (http://www.lfgss.com/post1491166-13.html) being the useful post because that PM from you seemed to indicate a usefulness.