I bin Scobled!

MAX! Why are you wearing an orange headband today?

^^ orange beanie to be correct, not a headband :)
made him look ginger :)

Oh it was a beanie? I though he got dirty hair.

On Max's sartorial choices.

^
clearly having an off day with his wit.

Has he ever had an on day?

Actual drugs.

lol

...
Looking back does make a huge difference, it's a way of saying *"I'm here, I'm just going home like you for a nice warm cuppa and tissue for the wank bank",* driver will often slow down and wait instead of trying to overtake...

Gosh!

Thanks for the help. Guess how I am feeling now?
Hint: notice the lack of hyperlink in this post

Sexy?

Spybot, you forgot the last sentence. My first scoblism.

Looking back does make a huge difference, it's a way of saying "I'm here, I'm just going home like you for a nice warm cuppa and tissue for the wank bank", driver will often slow down and wait instead of trying to overtake.

Especially if it's VeeVee.

Wasn't sure if you wanted "wank bank" and your name quoted again...! I wouldn't.

That's very considerate of you.

vee vee's involvement in the wank bank is uncertain, i am unclear as to her exact role

So am I!

you could be safe in the bank

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   5. Bike fitting
      
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   8. Construction
      
2. Justin Bieber
   
3. saddles
   
4. Bioshock
   
5. Half Life 2
   
6. The Smiths
   
7. Photography
   
8. the english language
   
9. standard gauge railways (U.K.), their rolling stock, operating standards and infrastructure since nationalisation in 1947 and subsequent denationalisation in 1997
   
10. true track geometry (the one that started it all)
    
11. How magnets work
    
12. Dutch bikes
    
13. Condor
    
14. Tokyo Fixed Gear
    
15. Klunkers
    
16. Velo Orange
    
17. It's 'The English language', Murtle ;)
    
18. Period Builds
    
19. The missus
    
20. Cacti
    
21. On The Origin of the Species
    
22. The history of the London Underground
    
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24. Anne Summers
    
25. Inevitable punctures
    
26. Hiding a slash of Razzle
    
27. Ponchos
    
28. Wet weather survival
    
29. Shimano Di2
    
30. How to steer a whale with a toothpick.
    
31. Work boots and their illegal use by cyclists seeking a performance edge in the Tour de France.
    
32. Australia
    
33. Religion
    
34. 1950s Time Trials
    
35. Couriers' kneecaps
    
36. Domestic economy
    
37. Security procedures
    
38. Socio- and Psychological conditions behind the nature of Holland and Japan specific bicycle theft
    
39. What to do if you find bikes in a shed in a garden in a garden
    
40. Fixing wormholes in time and space
    
41. Facial Hair
    
42. Sit bones
    
43. Deodorant
    
44. Toe Overlap
    
45. Fluted seat tubes
    
46. Brakeless riding
    
47. Coaster brakes
    
48. Living
    
49. Toestraps
    
50. Hipsters
    
51. Grays Inn Road
    
52. Ayn Rand
    
53. Steel > Ti
    
54. Sea birds
    
55. Beaver cannibalism
    
56. Modern policing http://www.lfgss.com/thread53404.html#post1723082
    
57. Audax/Touring bikes with Mountain bike groupsets: http://www.lfgss.com/post1732188-28801.html
    

This thread? Gold. Absolute gold. =)

The wank bank comment actually made me laugh so much I almost starting crying.

Hah, this tickled me

Have you try taking her to the Roundhouse for a good kick up the mitt?

1. Building bikes
   
2. Changing tyres
   
3. Handlebars
   
4. Staying upright
   
5. MTB
   
6. Bike fitting
   
7. Trailers
   
8. Racks
   
9. Construction
   
10. Justin Bieber
    
11. saddles
    
12. Bioshock
    
13. Half Life 2
    
14. The Smiths
    
15. Photography
    
16. the english language
    
17. standard gauge railways (U.K.), their rolling stock, operating standards and infrastructure since nationalisation in 1947 and subsequent denationalisation in 1997
    
18. true track geometry (the one that started it all)
    
19. How magnets work
    
20. Dutch bikes
    
21. Condor
    
22. Tokyo Fixed Gear
    
23. Klunkers
    
24. Velo Orange
    
25. It's 'The English language', Murtle ;)
    
26. Period Builds
    
27. The missus
    
28. Cacti
    
29. On The Origin of the Species
    
30. The history of the London Underground
    
31. Onions & other root crops
    
32. Anne Summers
    
33. Inevitable punctures
    
34. Hiding a slash of Razzle
    
35. Ponchos
    
36. Wet weather survival
    
37. Shimano Di2
    
38. How to steer a whale with a toothpick.
    
39. Work boots and their illegal use by cyclists seeking a performance edge in the Tour de France.
    
40. Australia
    
41. Religion
    
42. 1950s Time Trials
    
43. Couriers' kneecaps
    
44. Domestic economy
    
45. Security procedures
    
46. Socio- and Psychological conditions behind the nature of Holland and Japan specific bicycle theft
    
47. What to do if you find bikes in a shed in a garden in a garden
    
48. Fixing wormholes in time and space
    
49. Facial Hair
    
50. Sit bones
    
51. Deodorant
    
52. Toe Overlap
    
53. Fluted seat tubes
    
54. Brakeless riding
    
55. Coaster brakes
    
56. Living
    
57. Toestraps
    
58. Hipsters
    
59. Grays Inn Road
    
60. Ayn Rand
    
61. Steel > Ti
    
62. Sea birds
    
63. Beaver cannibalism
    
64. Modern policing http://www.lfgss.com/thread53404.html#post1723082
    
65. Audax/Touring bikes with Mountain bike groupsets: http://www.lfgss.com/post1732188-28801.html
    
66. Grammar http://www.lfgss.com/post1739287-37812.html
    

1. Building bikes
   
   1. Changing tyres
      
   2. Handlebars
      
   3. Staying upright
      
   4. MTB
      
   5. Bike fitting
      
   6. Trailers
      
   7. Racks
      
   8. Construction
      
2. Justin Bieber
   
3. saddles
   
4. Bioshock
   
5. Half Life 2
   
6. The Smiths
   
7. Photography
   
8. the english language
   
9. standard gauge railways (U.K.), their rolling stock, operating standards and infrastructure since nationalisation in 1947 and subsequent denationalisation in 1997
   
10. true track geometry (the one that started it all)
    
11. How magnets work
    
12. Dutch bikes
    
13. Condor
    
14. Tokyo Fixed Gear
    
15. Klunkers
    
16. Velo Orange
    
17. It's 'The English language', Murtle ;)
    
18. Period Builds
    
19. The missus
    
20. Cacti
    
21. On The Origin of the Species
    
22. The history of the London Underground
    
23. Onions & other root crops
    
24. Anne Summers
    
25. Inevitable punctures
    
26. Hiding a slash of Razzle
    
27. Ponchos
    
28. Wet weather survival
    
29. Shimano Di2
    
30. How to steer a whale with a toothpick.
    
31. Work boots and their illegal use by cyclists seeking a performance edge in the Tour de France.
    
32. Australia
    
33. Religion
    
34. 1950s Time Trials
    
35. Couriers' kneecaps
    
36. Domestic economy
    
37. Security procedures
    
38. Socio- and Psychological conditions behind the nature of Holland and Japan specific bicycle theft
    
39. What to do if you find bikes in a shed in a garden in a garden
    
40. Fixing wormholes in time and space
    
41. Facial Hair
    
42. Sit bones
    
43. Deodorant
    
44. Toe Overlap
    
45. Fluted seat tubes
    
46. Brakeless riding
    
47. Coaster brakes
    
48. Living
    
49. Toestraps
    
50. Hipsters
    
51. Grays Inn Road
    
52. Ayn Rand
    
53. Steel > Ti
    
54. Sea birds
    
55. Beaver cannibalism
    
56. Modern policing
    
57. Audax/Touring bikes with Mountain bike groupsets
    
58. Grammar
    

shit, Im a bit nervous about meeting Ed tommorrow now,
not very good with polymaths.

hard to type im laughing so much at this thread

^Try and think of him as a polymorph...

^Ha!

The resemblance is profound...

Can someone photoshop that?

The owner is typical of the hippity hoppity brigade with those clown shoes and oversized cap with price tag still on them in case he might want to return them.

.

Yep.

First job in 3 years, finally.

Sending e-mail to Evans/Cycle Surgery/etc. doesn't seemed to work, new Wimbledon store opened, went there and gave the manager my cv right in his hand, seemed to work and I'm on the floor.

Congratulations!
Go Ed Scoble. Don't do what Max did.