I bin Scobled!

ed writes in english using BSL grammar

Bog Standard Lithuanian?
seriously, is English Ed's second language (no offence intended)? I'd begun to assume Ed was from from Russia or somewhere like that and was doing a good job of picking up the english language (again, no offence etc). Funny as hell though, some of these posts have got me in tears of laughter.

It's the "Any though?" bit that I like the best. The exact opposite of what he normally does.

You can read the whole thing here.

Funny - I'd assumed that he was Chinese or similar.

Funny - I'd assumed that he was Chinese or similar.

So that's one for Russian and one for Chinese, anyone else?

Scouser?

Bog Standard Lithuanian?

BSL = British Sign Language.

Ahh ok cheers, mine sounds better though.

Now they don't do it anymore, they have 'better' thing to do like texting and stabbing, cunts.

The youth of today.

1. Building bikes
   
   1. Changing tyres
      
   2. Handlebars
      
   3. Staying upright
      
   4. MTB
      
   5. Bike fitting
      
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2. Justin Bieber
   
3. saddles
   
4. Bioshock
   
5. Half Life 2
   
6. The Smiths
   
7. Photography
   
8. the english language
   
9. standard gauge railways (U.K.), their rolling stock, operating standards and infrastructure since nationalisation in 1947 and subsequent denationalisation in 1997
   
10. true track geometry (the one that started it all)
    
11. How magnets work
    
12. Dutch bikes
    
13. Condor
    
14. Tokyo Fixed Gear
    
15. Klunkers
    
16. Velo Orange
    
17. It's 'The English language', Murtle ;)
    
18. Period Builds
    
19. The missus
    
20. Cacti
    
21. Origin of the Species
    
22. The history of the london underground
    
23. Onions & other root crops
    
24. Anne Summers
    
25. Inevitable punctures
    
26. Hiding a slash of Razzle
    
27. Ponchos
    
28. Wet weather survival
    
29. Shimano Di2
    
30. How to steer a whale with a toothpick.
    
31. Work boots and their illegal use by cyclists seeking a performance edge in the Tour de France.
    
32. Australia
    
33. Religion
    
34. 1950s Time Trials
    
35. Couriers kneecapshttp://www.lfgss.com/thread52837-2.html#post1701755
    
36. Domestic economy
    
37. Security procedures
    
38. Socio- and Psychological conditions behind the nature of Holland and Japan specific bicycle theft
    
39. What to do if you find bikes in a shed in a garden in a garden
    
40. Fixing wormholes in time and space
    
41. Facial Hair
    
42. Sit bones
    
43. Deodorant
    
44. Toe Overlap
    
45. Fluted seat tubes
    
46. Brakeless riding
    
47. Coaster brakes
    
48. Living
    
49. Toestraps
    
50. Hipsters
    
51. Grays Inn Road
    
52. Ayn Rand
    
53. steel > ti
    
54. Sea birds http://www.lfgss.com/thread73-26.html#post1717260
    

Ok, that's too much.
To me, Ed is now provoking this sort of 'Scoblisms', WTF!? is he now Mr.Analogy?...

: $

I think he plans them weeks in advance.

Ok, that's too much.
To me, Ed is now provoking this sort of 'Scoblisms', WTF!? is he now Mr.Analogy?...

: $

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1. Building bikes
   
   1. Changing tyres
      
   2. Handlebars
      
   3. Staying upright
      
   4. MTB
      
   5. Bike fitting
      
   6. Trailers
      
   7. Racks
      
   8. Construction
      
2. Justin Bieber
   
3. saddles
   
4. Bioshock
   
5. Half Life 2
   
6. The Smiths
   
7. Photography
   
8. the english language
   
9. standard gauge railways (U.K.), their rolling stock, operating standards and infrastructure since nationalisation in 1947 and subsequent denationalisation in 1997
   
10. true track geometry (the one that started it all)
    
11. How magnets work
    
12. Dutch bikes
    
13. Condor
    
14. Tokyo Fixed Gear
    
15. Klunkers
    
16. Velo Orange
    
17. It's 'The English language', Murtle ;)
    
18. Period Builds
    
19. The missus
    
20. Cacti
    
21. Origin of the Species
    
22. The history of the london underground
    
23. Onions & other root crops
    
24. Anne Summers
    
25. Inevitable punctures
    
26. Hiding a slash of Razzle
    
27. Ponchos
    
28. Wet weather survival
    
29. Shimano Di2
    
30. How to steer a whale with a toothpick.
    
31. Work boots and their illegal use by cyclists seeking a performance edge in the Tour de France.
    
32. Australia
    
33. Religion
    
34. 1950s Time Trials
    
35. Couriers kneecapshttp://www.lfgss.com/thread52837-2.html#post1701755
    
36. Domestic economy
    
37. Security procedures
    
38. Socio- and Psychological conditions behind the nature of Holland and Japan specific bicycle theft
    
39. What to do if you find bikes in a shed in a garden in a garden
    
40. Fixing wormholes in time and space
    
41. Facial Hair
    
42. Sit bones
    
43. Deodorant
    
44. Toe Overlap
    
45. Fluted seat tubes
    
46. Brakeless riding
    
47. Coaster brakes
    
48. Living
    
49. Toestraps
    
50. Hipsters
    
51. Grays Inn Road
    
52. Ayn Rand
    
53. steel > ti
    
54. Sea birds http://www.lfgss.com/thread73-26.html#post1717260
    
55. Beaver cannibalism http://www.lfgss.com/thread52851-2.html#post1717905
    

thread links!

ed stinks!

Harsh.

Nothing to contribute beside formatting. How hard is it to keep it tidy!

1. Building bikes
   
   1. Changing tyres
      
   2. Handlebars
      
   3. Staying upright
      
   4. MTB
      
   5. Bike fitting
      
   6. Trailers
      
   7. Racks
      
   8. Construction
      
2. Justin Bieber
   
3. saddles
   
4. Bioshock
   
5. Half Life 2
   
6. The Smiths
   
7. Photography
   
8. the english language
   
9. standard gauge railways (U.K.), their rolling stock, operating standards and infrastructure since nationalisation in 1947 and subsequent denationalisation in 1997
   
10. true track geometry (the one that started it all)
    
11. How magnets work
    
12. Dutch bikes
    
13. Condor
    
14. Tokyo Fixed Gear
    
15. Klunkers
    
16. Velo Orange
    
17. It's 'The English language', Murtle ;)
    
18. Period Builds
    
19. The missus
    
20. Cacti
    
21. On The Origin of the Species
    
22. The history of the London Underground
    
23. Onions & other root crops
    
24. Anne Summers
    
25. Inevitable punctures
    
26. Hiding a slash of Razzle
    
27. Ponchos
    
28. Wet weather survival
    
29. Shimano Di2
    
30. How to steer a whale with a toothpick.
    
31. Work boots and their illegal use by cyclists seeking a performance edge in the Tour de France.
    
32. Australia
    
33. Religion
    
34. 1950s Time Trials
    
35. Couriers' kneecaps
    
36. Domestic economy
    
37. Security procedures
    
38. Socio- and Psychological conditions behind the nature of Holland and Japan specific bicycle theft
    
39. What to do if you find bikes in a shed in a garden in a garden
    
40. Fixing wormholes in time and space
    
41. Facial Hair
    
42. Sit bones
    
43. Deodorant
    
44. Toe Overlap
    
45. Fluted seat tubes
    
46. Brakeless riding
    
47. Coaster brakes
    
48. Living
    
49. Toestraps
    
50. Hipsters
    
51. Grays Inn Road
    
52. Ayn Rand
    
53. Steel > Ti
    
54. Sea birds
    
55. Beaver cannibalism
    

If you're going to do that, how about:-

1. On The Origin Of Species.
   

If you're going to do that, how about:-

1. On The Origin Of Species.
   
   

Not doing literals, otherwise I'd never be done.

"How hard is it to keep it tidy!"
if you mean turning words or phrases in to links then very hard, I have no idea how to do that. And don;t bother trying to explain because we will both just end up frustrated and annoyed.

That is literally the first thing any normal person learns about html. If you can't make a hyperlink, you qualify as retarded in the 21st Century.

I know which one of us I'd rather be, pal, retarded or not.

I can't do it either.

Funny - I'd assumed that he was Chinese or similar.

Ain't he a Geordie?

Below the belt^

Ain't he a Geordie?

Jezuz I'm sorry. I didn't even think that for even a moment. I'm sooo sorry, I had no idea. Really, I don't know what to say, I feel...so...dirty...