Legs - shaved or au naturel?

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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

one day ill have this tattoed on my right testicle!

You do know that Chuck Norris is a big gay hoser, right?
Just look at him. He could feature in Wikipedia under Gay to make the term easier to comprehend.

You do know that Chuck Norris is a big gay hoser, right?
Just look at him. He could feature in Wikipedia under Gay to make the term easier to comprebend.

ftfy

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080712135945AA9pTdi

He's just scared to NOT love Chuck Norris, under threat of being barrel kicked.

haha

I know adult men with wives and families who love Chuck Norris. That doesn't make them gay, that just means they love the stuff they've seen him do in movies and on TV.
What's your next idiotic question? "Is my daughter a lesbian because she likes to eat oysters on the half shell?" Get over it!!!!

totally cocksnapping

totally cocksnapping

through vigorous, Chuck Norris fueled wanking?

I know adult men with wives and families who love Chuck Norris.

Did I miss a meeting? When did this thread go from being a more or less sensible discussion about the merits and techniques of lower limb depilation for cyclists into a personal blog for bearfoot's homoerotic obsession with Carlos Ray Norris?

Did I miss a meeting?

yes, shall i send you the minutes?

minutes of GAYPILATION meeting, 23/05/2011.

Bearfoot wants the hairy cock of Norris in and around his mouth.

That is all.

ill be gay for one nigth for chuck norris! but non for any of you filthy-hipster-bitches! still wouldnt gaypilate tho...chuck norris can go on my hairy asscrack!
HAHAHA what about that! when you though you could offend me with you bitch-slang OI! OI!
muhahahahahahahahhahaha gaypilators! go and watch 300 is on tv this night, dont forget you baby lotion and clinex!

oh yeah i forgot.... legs au naturel!

I just shaved higher today. Thought you'd like to know.

And I KO'd Chuck Norris with my arms tied behind my back.

ill be gay for one nigth for chuck norris!

I just shaved higher today.

Needs to be quoted.

I'm not joking. Mal often gives me calf massages but after yesterday's 280k my quads were rooted too so she worked her way up.. I should write for Penthouse. Filthy.

did your calfs segregate a milky froth that make u laugh and barf at the same time?

Yes.

niiiiiiiice

That foot is so wrong, but this thread is so right and has had me in stitches for the last 10 minutes as I've read through it.

EEI - Your balls sound so smooth and silky I'm surprised you can sit on a saddle without slipping off on the corners!

i can count without taking my shoes off how many times ive shaved with an actual razor on my face since the 8th grade. the idea of taking the time to shave my legs for any reason, boggles my mind. Ill stick to being a hairy fellow.

Right. I didn't win employee of the month, again. I was planning on using the John Lewis vouchers to buy an Epilady.

I'm bored of shaving and although I prefer to have my legs waxed I have to shave once or twice a week so the hair doesn't grow long enough to wax.

Has anyone used Veet cream? Any good?