Legs - shaved or au naturel?

Balki - please tell me you invented the word boyzilian? It's not really a thing is it?

Ha!

No, thats what its called... apparently.

What's the big deal? It's only fucking hair.
Does loss of one hair makes you less macho/more gay? Do it one by one then.

I first saw this last week, Fitzy was trying to show me a shop on Fulham road and as we walked back she wanted to see if this parlour did warmwax.. stood waiting by her i saw the price board and they offered the full range of hair removal. i had to ask several times if it was taking the piss.. fucking shocked.. i mean get hold of it!

What's the big deal? It's only fucking hair.

Its not about the hair, its about the dangleberries.

Its hair for a reason EEI. do you think we evolved to waste energy on growing shit we don't need? seriously? is it a byproduct?

You don't need to remove them if you are planning to use them.

balki has retired his

You guys are funny but not as funny as my beautician who told me that when she was a young naive trainee beautician and learning the art of waxing she used her boyfriend as a guinea pig and proceeded to wax his beard. They went their separate ways soon after that.

do you think we evolved

I'm a Catholic. Don't believe in evolution.

Its hair for a reason EEI. do you think we evolved to waste energy on growing shit we don't need? seriously? is it a byproduct?

nipples…

You guys are funny but not as funny as my beautician who told me that when she was a young naive trainee beautician and learning the art of waxing she used her boyfriend as a guinea pig and proceeded to wax his beard. They went their separate ways soon after that.

Euph?

villa-ru, I think it might be but am not going to search to find out for fear of what our IT department might think. They are already concerned about the internet search campaign that we have going which placed the IT director's name and a crude word for ladyparts as the top searched for term in the whole firm.

nipples are crucial, without them moobs would look naff

Thanks for clearing that up, I'll remeber to avoid giving an opinion relevent to my own experience next time now.

Oh I see, you're a girl, oops. I see what you mean. Sorry.

nipples…

Use them. You will like it.

http://www.steveklotz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/nipple-clamps-1.jpg

http://www.malebrazilianwaxingstudio.com/

i am now flushing my internet cache...

-1 I couldn't stop reading the options. Damn you!

Use them. You will like it.

http://www.steveklotz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/nipple-clamps-1.jpg

one end on a car battery... BANG! now you are talking

I used to go for a turkish shave in dalston once every fortnight or so*. Used to use a piece of cotton wool on a skewer that he'd set on fire. The big turk would tap it on the ear/lobe to burn off the hair.

Reckon this would work on the jacksie?

*before I just stopped caring

Balki

You are a troubled soul.

Cleanliness is important to me, Clive.

If I had the courage I'd be all over the back, sack and crack.

Boyzillian FTW!

just clicked this thread----how did I KNOW Balki would be the one that posted that
ha ha ha ha ha.
yes btw

Balki, why not organise a forum sugaring day?

I'm not around that weekend.

Clive naked flames and your ass.... lets give it time my son, do you not learn!

The whip round seems to have lost momentum

cliveo £10
andyp £10
eei £10 (I will hold your hand)
sorethroat £10 (I will take photos/film)

Vajazzaling is the latest craze in NY, I wonder if there's a male equivalent?
Maybe Balki knows all that is Penazzaling?