maxcrowe needs feeding

I like my fucking mudguard.

I guess someone has to.

;)

Good thing it's me?!

I've had some time to consider that post.

Punt the mudguard and buy a banana or two.

Dibs. Pics?

I saw max in the shop recently, caught him trying to eat a brompton.

I bought him a dark hare the other day, thats pretty nutricious right?

Mmmmm Dark Hare.

Man I can't wait to get to work.

Sell mudguard, buy veggies.

Two birds, one stone.

hahaha

I like my fucking mudguard.

Can't you rattlecan it some other colour, like metallic blue?

I like fucking my mudguard.

Bad times.

I am so fucking ill. Disgusting.

I feel like when I go to bed there's a chance I might not wake up in the morning.

Yes, it's that bad.

I think it's some sort of flu. I don't really get sick so I don't know what to do. I had a can of lemonade and there was ginger in my fishcakes. I imagine these are good things.

For fuck's sake this is HORRIBLE !!
I have never felt this shitty. My entire body hurts and I feel really groggy and dopey.

Worst thing is I know I'm hungry, haven't eaten much today, but I have no appetite.
I'm about to start on the tea and prawn crackers. :-S

Are you on the mend, big boy?

I am actually. Feeling much better, thanks.

Awww, too bad. I was about to call you. Guess you don't need feeding then. Bye.

Wait, wait !!

Call you later... Bone Ranger.

I feel really dopey.

:-S

No news here then.

I need help.

... Later, back in the Effra in Brixton, he was eating a family-size pack of custard creams under the table - he told me this was the only food he had all day. On closer inspection, I noticed dark rings around his eyes, sunken cheeks....

Funny cnut...

Max needs to come back.
I bet he's fat and well fed now.