maxcrowe needs feeding

If he has rattlecanned the 'Dale then he is now DTM.

It was nearly stolen by a wily thief at the Nocturne. Max didn't notice the theft. It was only because the thief had pangs of conscience that they were re-united.

Lies. No conscience came into play.

I left my beer near where Max was, hence giving it back was unavoidable. That and what am I gonna do with a gate shaped blackboard.

blowjobs > sex

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If he has rattlecanned the 'Dale then he is now DTM.
+1

does this mean we'll have to endure another 50 pics of his bike

So the big blue gate is no more?! Shame.

Mind you - flat, missus and job all in a fortnight isn't bad going. Next he'll be returning all the beer favours!

Max is starting today with his new courier career.

He still needs feeding, though. If you see him around, buy him a coffee and some carrot cake.

How long until Max decides work is over rated? I'll be generous and give him a week.

i'm going to follow him around next week and annoy him on job.
anyone else?

Once he gets his first wages we must stop feeding him.

Next he'll be returning all the beer favours!

That's ridiculous...

Once he gets his first wages we must stop feeding him.

Great, I'm off the hook

Great, I'm off the hook

I very much doubt that. A full monty roast dinner - he'll make a point and stop working if you try and kick that into touch!

I give it 1 week till he's back outta work.

Max if you do manage to hold down a job, you owe me £10 for the tyre you got off me when you last pretended to be a courier!

Did Max ever get his roast dinner as promised?

One week brother

One weak brother?

On way, brothel

few hours later

One weak brothel

On way, brothel

Mrs Max is away, but he won't be entertaining ladies of the night.....

few hours later

One weak brothel

Not the kind of spitroast I believe was part of the original offer.

I think it's that time once again. Having seen Max on Monday, he looks terrible. Like "ill" terrible. Is he consuming all the correct food groups, or just relying on custard creams and cider? If I remember correctly, they're not exactly the cornerstones of a nutricious diet.

He just went to Sainsbury's... probably to get rizla.

I am about to leave, and yes, Rizla is on my list.

Anyway Paul, that's not what your post on the South Beers thread said... Well, except the lean bit...

:-(

Sell mudguard, buy veggies.

Two birds, one stone.