Fucking Nodders!

For all you commuters:

Get it as a patch to wear on your backs

You use the mushy substance between your ears.

Hippy watch out, the idiot majority may report you for suggesting they have to UTFB.

If you are going to re-overtake make sure you make it stick, otherwise just sit back and let them do the hard work.

Indeed. If a nodder feels they can go faster me, I'm only too keen to oblige and use their slipstream until they need to use their gears, at which point they select the wrong one then you buzz back past them.

To be fair, the search function here is pretty crap.

Google - 'subject/topic LFGSS'

Google - 'subject/topic LFGSS'

For all you commuters:

Get it as a patch to wear on your backs

Repity rep

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They were all out this morning. Weaving all over the place, mashing a huge gear, red-faced and gurning.

Fucking nodders.

(though every cyclist is my friend etc.)

For all you commuters:

Get it as a patch to wear on your backs

Exactly I'm not racing, I'm just cycling very quickly and if you try to overtake me, I'll cycle a little quicker.

Idiot on Holloway road last night on a carbon everything Trek road bike undertook me as I overtook a bus that was stopped, I overtook quite wide as there was a lady pootling along who I knew was going to pull out also, trek guy undertakes me and almost throws poor lady off her bike overtaking her with cm's to spare.

He then RLJ'd the big junction on holloway road where holloway rd station is, all round cunt.

The only problem is that once he's in the front, you're no longer pushing against the wind.

Why would I want to be pushing against the wind? I'm commuting to work, the less energy I put into that the better. If a fat man on a mountain bike in football shorts and trainers wants to make my commute a little bit easier I'm all over it.

Doing hard work on my commute>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Rep for RPM.

It mean that when you're not going against the wind, it look like the person in front of you is going slowly while realistically it's just you having less effort to keep up.

Why would I want to be pushing against the wind? I'm commuting to work, the less energy I put into that the better. If a fat man on a mountain bike in football shorts and trainers wants to make my commute a little bit easier I'm all over it.

...except you are then left to stare at their hairy arse crack.

Bleugh.

You use the mushy substance between your ears.

I owe you Beer. FACT!

...except you are then left to stare at their hairy arse crack.

Bleugh.

As a regular Keirin rider and man 2/3 in team sprint, Tricky is very well used to this scenario (albeit through over stretched lycra, not over the waistband of a rugby short).
I'd go as far as to say he actively enjoys it.

It mean that when you're not going against the wind, it look like the person in front of you is going slowly while realistically it's just you having less effort to keep up.

Wow, Coach Scoble, you've really got this locked down! Can you help my team get into the Super Bowl?

Stop leaning then arsetugger.

ok ok, I must admit, I am getting a tad annoyed with them over the last couple of days.
Last night, one racing to get past me, by either cycling up the pavement or across red lights.
This morning another one the same and had the audacity to say 'alright' to me when i looked at him.
And lastly (the best one) - Me waiting at red lights to turn left, he comes past on the inside of me then the lights change, I clipped his wheel as he then vears across me to turn right !
What a fuck tard.
I did shout ' oi '.

Me waiting at red lights to turn left, he comes past on the inside of me then the lights change, I clipped his wheel as he then vears across me to turn right !

So you cut him up?

1992 just called. It wants its rave jacket back.

yeah ravers were wearing these way back in the day
battle of the bean field and all that

Ok, so I’d like peoples view on the following scenario…

You’re riding along and sense a fellow rider on your wheel. They move out to overtake you however they not travelling fast enough to make it quick and decisive. You slow down once they're alongside as they start pulling in across you. Once in front they slow forcing you to reduce the pace you were at before they overtook. You are then forced to either stay at that pace or re-overtake...

Should you get annoyed or should you just get on with it?

just overtake slow and force them to overtake
repeat until you reach your destination

Just shout, "Come on, we've got the gap," and if they ask what the fuck you're going on about, tell them, "We need to consolidate our advantage. Even if we get caught, at least the sponsors will have had some airtime."

So you cut him up?

No. He cut across me.

Just shout, "Come on, we've got the gap," and if they ask what the fuck you're going on about, tell them, "We need to consolidate our advantage. Even if we get caught, at least the sponsors will have had some airtime."

Televised commuter racing, it's the next big thing.

Televised commuter racing, it's the next big thing.

I would watch it.