'Tis Hitler's birthday, today

the moustache was drawn on with a make up pencil when I was 8

If I had known about that, I could have mentioned it in my article.

I did a bugsy medley in a school performance. Was one of the thugs

Clockwise from left: skully, murts, DJ, TS (seated, knocking out an angel poo)...

Give this to Babyface, give this to Babyface, give this to Babyface, give this to Babyface. Wait a minute - I am Babyface!

damn it James! Those songs will now be in my head all day.

damn it James! Those songs will now be in my head all day.

So you wanna be a boxer, in the golden ring.

^ Love that song...

Everybody loves that man, Bugsy Malone!

So you wanna be a boxer, in the golden ring.

I still remember the words. Sadly.

I can still remember all the words to the Shake 'n' Vac ad... Go figure...

Whose golden ring can I plunder

the campaign against anal bleaching starts here

One of my first girlfriends was called tamara

like all subsequent ones "tamara never comes"

One of my first girlfriends was called tamara

like all subsequent ones "tamara never comes"

What kind a fool am I waiting for...

Jesus - this is bad news.

I've just written an article this morning on child abuse and its implications for the reinsurance market.

I hope you didn't mention me by name.

YouTube- Are We the Baddies

Haven't seen too many people celebrating, but I guess there are those, somewhere.

attempt at being funny- fail

and you still havent washed it off!? cmon james..

And what are it's implications in the reinsurance market?

attempt at being funny- fail

Whatever.

YouTube- 3rd Bass - The Gas Face
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Ah shares his birthday with about 365th of the population.

I shall be celebrating, but sod Hitler

Its my birthday!

...and that decision was ours......

Memories of school productions. I played Babyface. I saw one of the Chorus girls tits (she was a particularly well-blessed sixth former) when we were getting changed.

Ha, Bugsey Malone school productions were awesome. I was Fat Sam and loved it, I even got a fuckin certificate for my performance. :)

And I have farted a lot today.

Haven't seen too many people celebrating, but I guess there are those, somewhere.