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  • What others?

  • Mo still intact

    I forget I have it so keep getting odd looks from people

  • Uniforms and logo were top-notch though.

    Hugo Boss, fucking genius...

  • Mo still intact

    I forget I have it so keep getting odd looks from people

    have one of your gestapo kill them!

  • I have to say I am intrigued by this. Never again will I look upon this artificial creature called Carmen Electra with same loving eyes.

    It's OK, because the "fashion" industry is planning their defence. The evidence is in Bar Refaeli who'se name is an anagram of a fair rebel. She's wants to save you.

    Just to clarify, sultry, sexy women in skimpy clothing are evil despot worshippers bent on rage and destruction, beautiful, stylish women in expensive clothing are the good saviours of freedom and democracy.

  • It's OK, because the "fashion" industry is planning their defence. The evidence is in Bar Refaeli who'se name is an anagram of a fair rebel. She's wants to save you.

    Just to clarify, sultry, sexy women in skimpy clothing are evil despot worshippers bent on rage and destruction, beautiful, stylish women in expensive clothing are the good saviours of freedom and democracy.

    But she's a Jew, right? Fear the ZOG!

  • Nope, she's to pretty to be a member of the Zionist Old Guard. if you aren't at least 45, balding and with a bit of a spare tire then they won't let you in.

  • Mo still intact

    I forget I have it so keep getting odd looks from people

    Brilliant! I've still got mine. The responses are excellent. Some don't notice, some can't even look at it. You should have seen the look on the face of the bloke who ran into me - he couldn't take his eyes off the tash as I called him all the cunts under the sun.

  • Nope, she's to pretty to be a member of the Zionist Old Guard. if you aren't at least 45, balding and with a bit of a spare tire then they won't let you in.

    I'm working on it...

  • Brilliant! I've still got mine. The responses are excellent. Some don't notice, some can't even look at it. You should have seen the look on the face of the bloke who ran into me - he couldn't take his eyes off the tash as I called him all the cunts under the sun.

    You are bad men. Stylish, yes, but bad.

  • I wonder if the Pope is marking the day? What with him being ex Hitler youth and all.

  • Nah, the Catholic Church has a long history of making principled stands against facism.

  • And child abuse.

  • Nah, the Catholic Church has a long history of making principled crimes against nippers.

    fixed

  • We're the very best at being bad!

  • You automatically lose the argument if you compare someone to Bugsy Malone. It's called "Godwin's Law" or something like that.

  • Yeah, but we should absolutely have a Bugsy Malone ride. Rickshaws, splurge guns, pinstrip suits.

  • And child abuse.

    Don't be silly they are homosexuals not child abusers
    Blame the gays. They do

    The catholic church and the nazis were in cahoots they are as bad as eachother

  • Yeah, but we should absolutely have a Bugsy Malone ride. Rickshaws, splurge guns, pinstrip suits...

    ... guilty feelings of sexual arousal for a painfully young Jodie Foster?

  • Hmmm

    young jodie foster

    Bugsy ride sounds perfect

    soot suits, brylcreem and pencil tache

    let's do it

  • We coulda been anything that we wanted to be

    (except a young jodies girlfriend)

  • We coulda been anything that we wanted to be....

    ...and that decision was ours......

    Memories of school productions. I played Babyface. I saw one of the Chorus girls tits (she was a particularly well-blessed sixth former) when we were getting changed.

  • I've just written an article this morning on child abuse and its implications for the reinsurance market.

  • I did a bugsy medley in a school performance. Was one of the thugs

    have better facial hair now

    the moustache was drawn on with a make up pencil when I was 8

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