Falling asleep at work

I've just nipped out for a can of Pepsi and a Caramel Kit Kat chunky - I'm bouncin off the walls now

And thus equally as useless at work.

You could have saved yourself a quid there and had a nice nap.

Clocks move forward this weekend so losing an hour ;p

And thus equally as useless at work.

You could have saved yourself a quid there and had a nice nap.

A £? This is London my friend

I don't care if it slap bang in the middle of Selfridges, any self respecting London knows where to get a coke and bar of choccy for a quid.

i don't care if it slap bang in the middle of selfridges, any self respecting london knows where to get coke.

ftfy

the trick is giong for one of those shops where you cant actually see in as there are posters and offers allll over the window

And you never see the till, because there's a wall of chewing gum in front of it.

And zero counter space... so you can't put the chocs down to pay for them... the counter has long-been consumed by magazines, special offer chocolates and porn videos.

I don't care if it slap bang in the middle of Selfridges, any self respecting London knows where to get a coke and bar of choccy for a quid.

Maybe 10yrs ago

That lot cost me £1.28

seriously?!?!?
pepsi = 49 to 60p
cocholate = no more than 45

Pepsi = 69p
Kit Kat Chunky = 59p

70p for a kit kat in my nearest snack place.
65p for pepsi

jebus. you lot need to find your self an asian corner shop. 2 cans of pringles for 99p

That was an asian corner shop!

If you're working in post production our paths may cross at my new job...

New job huh? Whatcha doin?

...actually, on a straight bit of road

its the rent of the shop thats bumping up those prices

Exactly, this is London my friend

I blame Cost Cutter. That shit's false advertising!

lidl FTW

lidl FTS(kinflint)

Fixed.

I jest. I heart LIDL really.

its awsome. wherelse can you get 8 cartons of apple juice (applensaft) for £1

Place I used to work had a narcoleptic secretary. Hilarious. In the middle of a meeting, the note taking would slow, we'd look round and see her head dropping towards the table. She never woke herself up effectively headbutting a table. Extraordinary.

I also walked past her office once and saw her with her forehead on the edge of the desk, and her arms hanging straight down towards the floor, with her arse right on the edge of the chair. You probably need to have seen it to appreciate the comedy of it.

We weren't supposed to wake her up, and for about 20 minutes afterwards it was like she was pissed, no memory, no coordination, total waste of space.

When I moved offices it was really difficult not to take the desk in the corner secluded from views, I knew I'd just end up sleeping and trawling the internet everyday. Handed my notice in a month after and just did the same out in the open, nobody minded. I rigged up spare monitors for 'multi tasking' (never actually plugged them in) to create a lovely facade around my head so i could lean back or forward when i napped. gotta love the council!

New job huh? Whatcha doin?

I'm starting at Scrub (HHB) in Soho generally dealing with all the post production and editing suites in the area, with a few minor ones outside of Soho like the BBC.

Where are you working?

...actually, on a straight bit of road

Yeah, classic out of towner mistake there Pisti. They could see you coming.