Investment & Investing

pork bellies and frozen o.j.

midget porn and frozen o.j.

;p

How depressing.

Fuck the fuck off. I know you won't mind me saying this.

Platini, I admire your taste.

How depressing.

If you mean the premise of this thread... I agree very much.

Drugs, lots of them, you can't take it with you when you go. PM Balki.

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Platini, I admire your taste.

If you mean the premise of this thread... I agree very much.

You should have bought pork bellies and frozen OJ.

You should have bought pork bellies and frozen OJ.

Damn, yes you're right... what times I could have had..

It's all about the micro pig these days...

Holy fuck!

NEED MICRO PIG!

so you can pepper it's micro pork belly with butterfly kisses?

i'm no vet or nuthin but the one on the right looks a bit like a cat

:)

Im thinking mini pork chop hors d'ouvres.

There's not even a half decent butty in those two piglets.

NJS

suckling roast pig, FTW! oh sooo tender and melts in the mouth.

Suckling mini-pig? You'd swallow that whole

Balls n all, so to speak?

Most of the people I know who got into quant work read

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Thanks ... Just wanna "get" the basics at the moment.

:)

Im thinking mini pork chop hors d'ouvres.

on canape.

Whats the difference between canapes and hors d'ouvres?

go on, waiting for punchline..........

Ha!

no, it was a serious question

canape is small bits of nibbles and you need fuck loads to get full up,
the other one can be anything as a starter
thats why its always best to avoid function rooms where they advertise canopies and go for the umbrellas instead.

Platini, I admire your taste.

If you mean the premise of this thread... I agree very much.

So fucking ignore it?

My almost sincere apologies for being interested in something you're not...

So fucking ignore it?

My almost sincere apologies for being interested in something you're not...
+1

I am trying to get 2 ISAs up and running. Cant decide which Stock ISA to pick...

Blindfold yourself then stick a pin in one of the forms. Choose that one.*

*I am not a qualified financial services consultant so this does not qualify as financial advice. It is, however, as accurate as most advice you'd receive, for a large fee, from a financial advisor.