The thread for circumcised gentiles

A teacher from my girlfriends' old school got caught doing unlicensed circumcisions on boys a few years ago, he still works there I think...

lol u mad

Hardly.

I was merely trying to express, with the least effort possible, that I consider your posts to contain high levels of fuckwittery.

try counting to ten next time maybe, just sayin

Male circumcision, female genital cutting, tattoos, piercings, whatever - no-one has the right to carry out non-consensual body mods. Unless they're hot goth chicks who are into that shit.

Even if its because of traditional or cultural values?
I was circumcised, it makes little to no difference to my life, and doubt it does to the other males who have, females circumcision is a complete different story.
I also have some witch doctor scars which my dad took me to get when i was young (cant really remember how old i was but i still remember the trip), i didn't agree nor disagree to have them done but again, it made no difference to my life (unless the witch doctory placed upon me is actually doing its job).

Even if its because of traditional or cultural values?

PARTICULARLY if it's because of traditional or cultural 'values', which really aren't values at all, but habits.

I was circumcised, it makes little to no difference to my life, and doubt it does to the other males who have, females circumcision is a complete different story.

I've already answered this. I know body mod women in the UK who have undergone female circumcision for their own (usually aesthetic) reasons, and it has a roughly similar impact as male circumcision - initial sensitivity, cleaner look, followed by dulling in sensitivity. (As I've said elsewhere, Female Circumcision is the removal of the skin around the clitoris, it's not the removal of the clitoris.)

Bear in mind that all Female Genital Cutting is not born equal - there are four kinds, and some ARE directly comparable to male circumcision, no matter what our cultural instincts have to say about it.

There HAS to be a consistent moral position, and that position has to be: 'don't lop anything off which isn't yours to lop'.

I thought this would have been knocked on the head by now but you all seem to have bitten off more than you can chew…

please tip your waitress

ooh I did another one

Good call, BDW. It's time this thread faced the chop (again).

131 posts and it hasnt landslid into funny puns?!?!

Fuck this thread about dicks

We were doing so well. :'(

EDIT - sorry, I didn't mean to get snippy. In fact I should've expected the thread to take this kind of direction, and bris'd myself accordingly. No point me making a mountain out of a mohel.

I thank you.

^^ BleakReference setting the thread up for some stiff competition.

glans for the memories

the 8===D vs 8===> is an old one, and is pretty pointless, since neither party ever really back down because of the others argument.

Atleast everyones keeping their balls about them. I've thought long n hard about it and yes, this thread deserved to be cut

Hardly.

Oh, come on!

aardvark sneezing haha, but at the same time, wat?

Musical interlude.

My one skin lies under my two skin,
my two skin lies under my three,
my three skin lies under my fourskin
so pull back my fourskin from me.
Pull back pull back, pull back my four skin for me for me.
Pull back pull back, pull back my four skin for me.

As you were.

Spike Milligan refers to an uncircumcised cock in one of his books as looking like the last turkey in the butchers shop

...removed due to self disgust

Ahhhhh !!!

Note to self for new invention: Birthing corks.

Don't bother.
Just video the event and sell it to the Germans.
I hear they are keen on that type of thing.

shit, too late.

Ha! There it will stay, for ever more...

My mate at work has been worried because his cock was itching and it swelled up so he couldn't pull his foreskin back. It got worse and worse, and he wouldn't go to the doctors, and it really started to hurt, so he sort of yanked the skin back and tonnes of foul smelling cheese bust out.

Had he been vigorously shagging in the South China Sea as well as me?

Had he been vigorously shagging in the South China Sea as well as me?

Is that a euphemism?

Is that a euphemism?

Unfortunately not...

it took a willy schlong time but things have finally peter'd out.

I feel sick.