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Ive got a way of tying shoelaces that will never never never come undone,
it isnt scientifically peer -reviewed, but a Swedish girl showed it to me,
free demonstrations back a my yard

My immediate thought upon reading this was of the turquoise turtle. I 'invented' (read, discovered through trial, error and a desire for symmetry) it when I was a nipper at primary school.
It's listed on that site up there ^

Don't electrocute yourself. To get that tricky bit of toast out of the toaster simply use a pair of chopsticks.

Or turn the toaster off first?

these have never occured to me before

Don't electrocute yourself. To get that tricky bit of toast out of the toaster simply use a pair of chopsticks.

You'd like to spend more than £5 and get a toaster with "mid-cycle cancel", Ben :-)

im not sure chinese folk are that big on toast.

Prawn toast? It's fecking' delicious.

Feel the merge!

is it any of these?

That site's amazing.

My immediate thought upon reading this was of the turquoise turtle. I 'invented' (read, discovered through trial, error and a desire for symmetry) it when I was a nipper at primary school.
It's listed on that site up there ^

youre knot wrong, great site, remarkably none of the 18 variations are it, some of those broke my mind with their complexity.
seeing as there is so much interest you make a standard shoelace knot starting with the first loop, when making the second loop you put that back under and though the hole you just made- thus strengthening it up.

You'd like to spend more than £5 and get a toaster with "mid-cycle cancel", Ben :-)

You'l need to explain that for me.

I was talking about when you got a piece of toast, fully toasted, but it's not raised up enough to pull out. Even if you have a fancy toaster with the 'extra raise' function, sometimes that don't cut it. Bagiels often a problem for this. Chopsticks are the answer. The superior choice of cutlery.

I use the 'extra raise' function but with a powerful flick that propels the bread item high enough to grab with my fingers.

Nah, you just need one with the slider, so if it won't come out you just slide it up really fast and jump it out.

You'l need to explain that for me.

I was talking about when you got a piece of toast, fully toasted, but it's not raised up enough to pull out. Even if you have a fancy toaster with the 'extra raise' function, sometimes that don't cut it. Bagiels often a problem for this. Chopsticks are the answer. The superior choice of cutlery.

I use George Foreman grill for sandwiches, bagels, muffins and such. It's that I prefer closed sandwiches and pita with some crap inside to a plain toast.

By the way, if you cancel or switch off your toaster, you can put whatever you want inside, as it's not... on.

is it any of these?

Ian is the Sheldon of shoelaces.

A toaster with 'extra raise' -function is just a regular toaster that leaves your toast lower. Then you have to use the 'extra raise' by hand to lift them to the normal level. This is marketed and sold to you as an improved new functionality.

Learn the wisdom of the 'extra raise' -toaster and put it in everyday use.

Always look before you wipe

Always wipe before you sit

By the way, if you cancel or switch off your toaster, you can put whatever you want inside, as it's not... on.

Whatever I want eh?

Starts experimenting.

You'l need to explain that for me.

I was talking about when you got a piece of toast, fully toasted, but it's not raised up enough to pull out. Even if you have a fancy toaster with the 'extra raise' function, sometimes that don't cut it. Bagiels often a problem for this. Chopsticks are the answer. The superior choice of cutlery.

Or you could use a 'sandwich cage' in your toaster, thus providing a handle to remove your oddly-sized toasted goodies. I happen to have purchased a pair of these the wrong size in error (they're too wide for my toaster), that I could pass on to you...

Or these...

toastabags have blown my mind.

MY toaster would not take a tosty sandwich. Panini press FTW.

we have this one
http://www.google.co.uk/products/catalog?hl=en&q=Panini+press&cid=4249864155158892899&ei=MoPaTIefFZ_S2ASm6_wu&sa=image&ved=0CAgQ8gIwADgA#p

When fitting new brake cables, if you haven't got an 'end' to put on to stop the cut cable from fraying, paint superglue on the end - it does the same job*

*tip courtesy of Jimbilly

Whatever I want eh?

Starts experimenting.

*smell of BBQ
*

During a sex attack if your attacker climbs on top and you are on all fours simply run off on your hands and knees carrying the attacker on your back and head for a very small bridge, when you go underneath the attacker (or attackers) will be killed or knocked off as it (or a 'he') hits the bridge.

This tip has got me out of numerous tight spots.