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That ancient Greek image was the only picture that was SFW that I found when i searched for 'Goat Sacrifice'. The rest of the pictures I found were pretty bloody.

So, no, not fucking them. Sacrificing them to honour the gods of fertility. Ne fule no that.

Oh yeah and a nice Caramac egg. Yum.

So, no, not fucking them. Sacrificing them to honour the gods of fertility. Ne fule no that.

Damn, I was hoping you would raise an army of Skullysatyrs to do your bidding. Your eventual undoing would be fun to watch.

Damn, I was hoping you would raise an army of Skullysatyrs to do your bidding. Your eventual undoing would be fun to watch.

Now that's just weird.

and fucking goats isn't?

i suppose they have nice eyes and that

Devine chocolate eggs are good, this one is my fave http://www.divinechocolate.com/products/product_darkegg.aspx

and fucking goats isn't?

i suppose they have nice eyes and that

this reminds me of when we were out somewhere and my friend was v. drunk and stops to stroke a dog of some variety and then announces:
"that dog, that dog had Lovely eyes, i mean really lovely"

Not a chocolate fan... scrambled eggs FTW.

Snap.

Dont really like gooey sweet stuff. Nutella & peanut butter sandwiches are alright, so is chocolate ice cream. But anything gooey/fondant like, (such a creme eggs or caramel) is plain horrific.

I would prefer egg as egg and scrambled is defo the favourite.

marzipan is the devil's icing..

Marzipan (as long as it isnt too sweet) is kind of delicious because of the almonds. When you add butter & sugar to almonds something magic happens. It has that wafty pear-drop type narcotic-aromatic thing going on.

Creme Eggs and Mini Eggs are delizio

Lindt is waaay too rich and greasy for me.

Lindt is greasy and salty. Did my fair share of the balls back in 02.

Tried the 70, 85 and 90% Darks?

lindt is greasy and salty. Dipped my fair share of the balls back in 02.

wtf???

I prefer to celebrate the fertility rite like this:

He looks like he is carrying a massive egg on his shoulder!

Tried the 70, 85 and 90% Darks?

yeah - the greasy and salty bit was the red chocolate / spinoffs..

Lindt is greasy and salty. Did my fair share of the balls back in 02.

wtf???

Maybe he went to boarding school........

Lindt is greasy and salty. Did my fair share of the balls back in 02.

He looks like he is carrying a massive egg on his shoulder!

Skully tells me goat fucking is hungry work.

that is win. best ever chocs

Im into chilli chocolate, 3 quid a pop from waitrose, stealing only.
its like the shoppers channel in here............

Devine chocolate eggs are good, this one is my fave http://www.divinechocolate.com/products/product_darkegg.aspx

i agree mate..this devine stuff is amazing. i had some of this tesco finest from dominican republic and loved it...taking chocolate to a new level. forget cadburys and lindt and all that stuff...it's like drinking nescafe after a decent latte.

Tried the 70, 85 and 90% Darks?

Yeah, I've eaten a bar of the 90% this week actually. Nice but a little intense! Good with some coffee. FWIW that's not the variety I was talking about before; the regular Lindt milk chocolate is grim in my opinion.

And Lindt Lindor is horrid stuff! Funny how tastes differ. I'm not saying Cadbury's is high class, but it is inoffensive yummy tat.

co-op do good bourgoisie dark, fair trade bars for a quid.
I probably eat about 75 grams every day, plus special occassions, might do a bar or two over a weekend, divine dark is the nuts, just enough softening in it to make it melt, which is different to the G/B and pure cocoa hits, love the illusion created by divine when you get towardsthe end of a big hit and it feels cold on the tongue.

I prefer to celebrate the fertility rite like this:

not staring or nothing, but your knob is pretty small

to answer the question, I recently discovered I'm allergic to chocolate, so I'll be eating flapjack instead