Police clamp-downs on RLJ

You see a dog fight and you will not find it a joke.

They used to do it in Hornsey, sick kids would put them in a lift together, close the doors and hit ground floor, seeing which one walked out at the bottom.

I am not belittling it, just wanting to get a more exciting topic on my local police list

mine are

-burglary
-theft from motor vehicles.

how come some only have two i wonder?

Haha! My post code's priorities (so say PC Buffy Pearce... yes really) are:

• Antisocial behaviour by groups of youths and...
  
• Pedal cycling on the pavement!
  
  

BING!

HA knew it! you 4X4 loving Tory sympathiser!

E2:

• Thieves
  
• Cunts
  
• Skunk pussies
  

mine are

-burglary
-theft from motor vehicles.

how come some only have two i wonder?

Cuz you is posh, innit blud?

My postcode... Dog fighting?!? WTF?!?

* Anti Social Behaviour by groups of youths
* Dog fighting
* Licensing

You live near an airstrip or something?

E2:

• Thieves
  
• Cunts
  
• Skunk pussies
  
  

didn't know the forum had a postcode

HA knew it! you 4X4 loving Tory sympathiser!

Hehe, i'm starting to feel persecuted now. I just had to give my postcode and address to the bloke in the mobile phone shop and he said "Wow, that sounds nice, do we have a Goldman Sachs employee in our presence?" Huh?

Just to annoy him I bought the cheapest handset on offer and told him I rent a tiny one-bed (true).

I suspect just to annoy me he's given deliberately a phone on which it appears to be impossible to turn off the annoying keypad tones.

*bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep

etc

I got:

• Anti Social Behaviour in general
  
• Burglary
  
• Motor vehicle crime
  
  

Pretty standard really.

Hehe. Starting to feel persecuted now. I just had to give my postcode and address to the bloke in the mobile phone shop and he said "Wow, that sounds nice, do we have a Goldman Sachs employee in our presence?"

WTF?

Where on Earth do you live, then?

You live near an airstrip or something?

Shut up, Mick...

Exactly - thanks Sparky this is something I've been trying to get across to people for a few weeks!

Hammersmith & Fulham Crime meeting is Sat 6th March 9am -2.30pm, Hammersmith Town Hall, King St. Lunch is provided. You must register. (call 020 8753 2816/email crime.summit@lbhf.gov.uk - leave name/address/telephone number + any special reqs (dietary, mobility etc)

If you live there GO TO IT. Otherwise I suspect you will see more cycling focused enforcement rather than general traffic enforcement :-)

K&C do the same meetings, the next one to go to is the K&C Cycle forum tho (see http://www.lfgss.com/thread37917.html) as we know there will be council people there where we can get details of the meetings etc.

Anti Social Behaviour - Drugs
Drug dealing and using
Theft and/or taking of pedal cycles

I like my 'hood.

PC Shahbaz Nooruddin is cracking down on Anti Social Behaviour by youths, loitering and Burglary, with the help of PCSO Holly Cull... Thanks.

Where on Earth do you live, then?

El Dorado, The City of Gold.

I rent.

I don't know what the priorities of my local filth are. It would be nice if they could close down the Iceland on the High Street though as it ends to attract poor people. And getting rid of one of the pubs would be nice. Oh, and there is a tramp on a bench who could do with moving along

Lol

Mine, Tooting Bec:

Anti Social Behaviour by prostitutes
Burglary

Anti Social Behaviour by prostitutes

Nice...

Cuz you is posh, innit blud?

hampstead. ergo.

PC Shahbaz Nooruddin is cracking down on loitering.

There used to be sign in local McD's stating that there was a £10 fine for loitering. When bunking off school we used offer to pay it upfront (whipround) to hang out and drink free coffee refils. It was cheaper than everyone buying something.

We were crap delinquents.

Who was going to fine you for loitering? Are McDs staff deputised or something?

Nice...

I thought that was cool too.

Ha, at my work it is:

Burglary
Dangerous cycling and/or scootering

Dangerous scootering?

Who was going to fine you for loitering? Are McDs staff deputised or something?

Vigilante justice. Hey my work postcode (SE1) brings up dogfighting too.

• Anti Social Behaviour in general
  
• Drug dealing and using
  
• Theft and handling stolen goods
  
  

tasty. (Fulham Reach)