General Election 2010

Starkey, Schama and Amis. Parsons and Collins (yes, Joan Collins). This is what I used to pay my licence fee for.

Gah those int'lect'als sounded quite interesting.

Tory Lane or Tory Burch?

Joan Collins your face looks ridiculous. Mandelson I want to kill you to death.

spelling?

Tony Parsons - WAC

This looks like the worst party in the history of ever.

I'm drunk

I've decided it would be more in the spirit of this election to forgo the bath and settle for a hefty shit instead.

"Stop talking, we are watching glossy pictures, we will get back to you soon, when all the glossy has finished"

Feh

@chug they let you out of soldier school for the election?
South's misses you and your bro.

Starkey, Schama and Amis. Parsons and Collins (yes, Joan Collins). This is what I used to pay my licence fee for.

I once got stuck in a lift at Joany's house (that's what friends and family call her) - on the same day my friend who was going out with her daughter got punched in the face outside her house, top day out.

Why don't they just Dibs for their seats?

Would be more democratic.

*speaking from a democratic country.

I once got stuck in a lift at Joany's house (that's what friends and family call her) - on the same day my friend who was going out with her daughter got punched in the face outside her house, top day out.

Punched by Joany?

Higher than expected turnout? Sounds like my daily morning ritual

I'm drunk

I only need a swing of 2% and I am with you.

Why don't they just Dibs for their seats?

Would be more democratic.

*speaking from a democratic country.

High five.

[falls off chair]

I miss Souths and you guys and gals :(

who's staying up all night for this? I'm heading for the home run I reckon. We need some constituencies further down south to publish their results; the racialists of the north do not make for good telly with their imperialistic flag waving

Punched by Joany?

Ha !!

No, Tara's (Joan's daughter) ex-boyfriend.

I only need a swing of 2% and I am with you.

Welcome to join me mon frere, pints of Guilt (gin and Lilt) on tap

I've moved into brandy territory. Estimates of about 1 hour before passing out. waiting for Battersea and Tooting which should be shortly.

I miss Souths and you guys and gals :(

who's staying up all night for this?

Self-em-fucking-ployed . . . up for the whole shooting match, need more cans.

Guilt (gin and Lilt)

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Urgh those "clicks" (BB-Sure-Press anyone?) are really getting on my nerves!

I'm switching to coffee soon, gin is making me feel like crying. Anyone drink Dissaronno? Those fancy adverts make it look attractive although ive never tasted it

I'm switching to coffee soon, gin is making me feel like crying. Anyone drink Dissaronno? Those fancy adverts make it look attractive although ive never tasted it

Cooking drink, not drinking drink.