Ways not to lock your bike

Dunno where to post this.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Giant-Seal-security-bike-bicycle-cycle-lock-NEW-DESIGN-/280543481454?pt=UK_SportsLeisure_Cycling_BikeLocks_SR

"Why not buy 2 and save postage?
Opportunist thieves NEVER pick on bikes with 2 locks to remove!"

"Why not buy 2 and save postage?
Opportunist thieves NEVER pick on bikes with 2 locks to remove!"

HAHAHAHA!

Man, I could chew through those!

Wheels not secure.. and the frame can be lifted of the pole using a helicopter.

What's with cutting a chunk out the rear rim? The whole wheels looks swipeable if that's a word.

Hold up. GANGSTAAAAS in Waitrose? What type of gangstas do you have in london?!

fake-gangster-engers

gangstars wise in london scenes like these can be seen, but undercloser inspection it is a cold winters day and they're just young men huddling for warmth. You can tell it's cold by there clothes.

These are just young urban philanthropists. Is that a border collie?

What's with cutting a chunk out the rear rim? The whole wheels looks swipeable if that's a word.

Possible got dropped from the top of the lamp post and landed on its wheel, just a idea mind.

The only one that scares me is the really tall one.

it looks like a border collie's head on a staffordshire bull terrier's body.
They've worked out how to splice dog genetics.

The only one that scares me is the really tall one.

the 12 foot one in the background?

They've worked out how to splice dog genetics.

philanthropists

Is the inventing of new dogs aiding mankind?

As not to totally hijack this thread here's one I took earlier....

EEurrggghh a create

As seen outside Harrods, lunchlime last week.

I think the front wheel is quick-release too...

Scrote's wet dream

http://www.flickr.com/photos/52398176@N05/4898624993/

I think this is what the two men i saw walking round Vauxhall the other day, whilst carrying a front wheel each were looking for.

gangstars wise in london scenes like these can be seen...

haha this picture gets funnier the more you look at it, it's actually quite sweet, especially the dog. I reckon their mums would want a framed print on the fireplace.

i am always fascinated by the levels of fuckwittery the british public can display

this thread reminds me why democracy is a waste of time, the idiots who own these bikes have a say in how the country is run

thankfully democracy as we know it is a complete sham - why i watch the entirety of yes minister and yes prime minister each year

it's definitely on a mantel somewhere, next to a school talent show award.

thankfully democracy as we know it is a complete sham - why i watch the entirety of yes minister and yes prime minister each year

The thick of it? or did early 80s political satire do enough to confirm the sham?

thick of it is just the sweary version of yes minister, both do a similar expose

what is so shocking about yes minister is the way you hear the same shit being spouted by real politicians today

I think I might watch it again in that case.

Ha^

Quick release as well...

facepalm

Thing is, it was obviously a well put together and well used bike, with 2 decent locks on it (a second one securing the rear wheel to the frame). Just an idiotic owner...

Yesterday opposite the World's End in Camden - top tube locked between the space in the railings.

This was spotted by a friend in Glasgow. It was still there at the end of the day!