Ways not to lock your bike

amazing

Whut

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Used as a decoration outside a coffee shop in town. Securely locked.

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Spotted.

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I'm intrigued by the parcel tape frame repair...

behind some shrubbery plus parcel tape repair; perfectly safe.

Calling myself out - secured my bike with a toe strap outside the pub last night.

Cervelatwurst?

I'm sorry, you've lost me

As long as the bike is still there.

Probably an xmas gift but won't be in their possession for long if they don't actually put the lock through any part of the bike.

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Sigh

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Strong work.

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Every day...

And two quick release wheels

Strong locking skills.

D-lock on the rear wheel alone and liquorice cable on frame.

That is special.

Maybe they felt the thief could snap the liquorice by using the spokes and pedal power.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1018509374875516&id=505529132840212

The comments, oh the comments. facepalm.jpg

To all you retarded lefty do gooders its YOUR fault this country is falling apart people like you the Blair's and human right activists are the reason Britain is being taken the piss out of.

Well they got one out of three...

Felt bad having to leave this bike like this. See it everyday locked next to mine, ended up locking my bike so it covered there lock.

Sorry for the huge photo

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“No one has done this before,” says Tass Mavrogordato, chief executive of Midtown

Erm, yes they have.

At last. That one only took about ten years from initial idea to reality. :)