Ways not to lock your bike

I always get the urge to pick up bikes that have fallen/been pushed over, like that one, but then knowing my luck the owner would be just walking up as I did it, and explaining why would more often than not be brushed off as the excuse of a red handed, bike thieving cnut.
People, what a bunch of bastards!

I always pick em up. If anyone asked I'd say "I'm picking it up".

Not such a good call if its one of those "I dare you to try nicking this" bikes 'parked' upside down with no lock outside chicken shops or offies.

That's how I lock my bike ^

That's how I lock my bike ^

The one you found on the street?

Yes, also my old visp

I remember you shot-putting your visp the length of ingestre road then getting on it and riding off

That's how I lock my bike ^

Then you're as badass as the pugilist in your avatar Sir and I would refrain from correcting the orientation of your steed.

I once found Roymund's Visp on the ground on K Town road outside a shop and hung around for about 10 mins before he turned up (from down the road, not from in the shop).

Is going to look funny with a bmx rear wheel too

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^ Dammit's new bike design...

Never ceases to amaze me what people leave, yeah, your bikes been nicked because you didn't lock it, but your £100+ child seat and £? bike lock is still there, why not reclaim it?

Same for those that loose a front wheel, then just abandon the whole bike, why!

They'd probably nicked it themselves.

Childseat thing is mean though, getting back to no bike with the kid would be horrible. It's probably been left because they then had to walk back with a child and child accessories and couldn't carry it all.

Yeah, that is really cold.

or they hadnt returned to find it stolen yet.

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This is what was in my head when I wrote it, I was wondering if children and children accessories sounded better.

Looks like my old bmx!

Outside my work all day, called the bloke out and his reply was "it only cost me £450 secondhand".

Well that's ok then.

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comes with a free ladder too.

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