Ways not to lock your bike

Lucky. Where do you shop again? =)

Well, not often, but I was in a Waitrose. Maybe not a hotbed of bike thievery. Not that anyone noticed, but I reckon cycling off on a fixed gear with spd pedals is probably quite tough as well.

no excuses though, it was retarded.

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3309/3489407557_29a614f86e_o.jpg

It's in Japan. This means that it is unlikely to get stolen and that bike is probably the most secure in a 1km radius anyway.

It's also FECKIN HUUGE

That is some weird hybrid!

Probably got some tentacles around as well...

anyone reccomend a good place to buy locks?

price match at Evans Cycles

They even stole the derailleur hanger .... bastards

More importantly is that a Cristiano Ronaldo brand bike?

What is the world coming to.

since we don't have a thread (or do we?) of ways not to lock your head, this is the closest what I am about to say can get. A peer from my course carries his lock round his neck, as in he locks his neck in when he rides, if you get what I mean. I hope he would never be in an accident that might involve his neck. He looks really proud with his method of lock carrying, always...

Let's hope he never loses his keys.

^ that too.

Or that someone deliberately puts another lock round his neck so they can come back in the middle of the night and cut his off.

So possible not the worst example of locking (given the location and the complete lack of alternatives) but nice bike being locked it's neck today

Was there another 30 mins later too, so hopefully it's still intact.

envious of the fade... and general radness

dubious of the pannier rack rear light saddle mount combo.

since we don't have a thread (or do we?) of ways not to lock your head, this is the closest what I am about to say can get. A peer from my course carries his lock round his neck, as in he locks his neck in when he rides, if you get what I mean. I hope he would never be in an accident that might involve his neck. He looks really proud with his method of lock carrying, always...

I cycled past a guy riding with a massive chain round his neck like a huge medallion the other day. I winced.

Because he looked so badass?

Of course.

Not the same guy, the one I keep seeing is with a D-lock. Maybe this is the new trend for 2014?

D-lock?

Jeebus

This is the one situation where a shitty cable lock IS the best option....

It's similar to this one. Not a Abus or Kryptonite for sure. I must stop him and take a pic next time when I see him. Or should I be a nice person and warn him?

I have a krypto M-18... that could snap your neck on its own, let alone in a collision or getting snagged.

I cycled past a guy riding with a massive chain round his neck like a huge medallion the other day. I winced.

Jimmy Savile lookalike?