Ways not to lock your bike

I've just read the whole thread, never have I seen such stupidity in one place..

strictly not relevant to this thread, but I thought I'd post this here

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^rookie mistake, they chained it up on the side of the pole facing the sun and it melted. should have put it on the side in the shade...

that's my bike you cunt.

I know the flowers on the front were a dead giveaway....

I think the front wheel might need truing.

Haha - funny

Is that some sort of Ghost Bike? I think it's quite a nice monument if so.

Is that some sort of Ghost Bike? I think it's quite a nice monument if so.

Nah, art innit: http://www.bernardklevickas.com/

Oh right. Kak then. (Is it yours?... getting coat).

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http://www.flickr.com/photos/99407866@N00/5531331641/

I've been having some meetings at the Foreign office. The first time i was just locking up, when I looked around and realised not a single bike was locked up.

Armed guards FTW. It's the way forward.

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Haha! more like bike theft fail!

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Wow! Setting that bike halfway into the ground AND locking it up? Security WIN.

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wounded wounded.
Front hub looks nice, guess the theives forgot to pack a 10mm spanner eh?

Haha! more like bike theft fail!

make you think what's going on in his mind.

"shit, the wheel is locked, I think I'll cut through the frame instead of the lock itself..."

This smacks of a messy divorce, half of yours is mine, I don't want it so I will cut what you have in half. Just as long as you don't have it.

That's not a theft, it's a message, like waking up to find to a horse's head in your bed.

whats worse is I bet the owner, or half owner/ divorcee, will probably just leave whats left behind, and not be arsed to salvage the decent front wheel, forks, bars etc*

*now this really intrigues me. Its like when your 2years old and some other kid nicks a handful of sweets out of your pick'n'mix, you throw a tantrum and throw the rest on the floor, like its gonna make a difference.

£1500 bike
50p lock

• QR front wheel, lights left on... please say this isn't in London
  

Wow! Setting that bike halfway into the ground AND locking it up? Security WIN.

Nah, if you could see the video clip from which this is a still, you'd see the entire bike emerging from the ground, held aloft by an arm clad in white samite. At which point, the one and future king would step forward to claim his bike.

Not her fault somebody built a carpark over the lake.

waiting for photos to appear from sunday of tim's MyLittlePony bike lock

Yesterday my mate Al locked his bike with his £5 cable lock (it was within sight of where we where sitting). Post pint he realised he didnt have the key so we just pulled it apart by hand.......makes you fear for that pinarello.