This is not news

its o.k to have issues Pistanator, Tiger has shown us the way, you can confess that you dont want to be American here, that you have an addiction to confessing stuff on the internet, its fine.

cringeworthy, what , this? nah...

The only reason he apologised is because he didn't wanna get fucked out of $50-100m a year sponsorship money. Do we really think he's sorry? Is he fuck!

He got caught, he aologised. He played the game and is now welcome back into society. It makes me fucking sick. I'm surprised he didn't come out and say God has shown him the way.

A pre-arranged, PR managed redemption, driven by his sponsors and their concern for their investment as much as his own team, the world press summoned by his people and most probably briefed beforehand and given a press statement afterwards listing all the key points of his battle with infidelity - a battle he will eventually win and be reborn again.

He doesn't owe anyone an apology apart from his wife, leave the fella alone to ply his trade

Yep, what the fuck has a personal issue between himself and his wife got to do with an old couple in South Yorkshire or my mum or some bloke in Enfield, sure stick it on the end of the news for the hard of thinking, but the global headline !!?

Pure fucking voyeurism/entertainment/schadenfreude, not 'news'.

People are forced to pay the BBC actual money so that the BBC can rush their 'golfer fucks someone' correspondent Matthew Price to the scene of the most important global news of the day - so he can do a piece to camera about what someone else has been doing with their cock - looking like he is delivering information to a nation waiting to know if they are about to be dragged into a war.

I would like to represent the 'hard of thinking' here and now. Whats the big news about a tiger in the woods? i thought thats where they lived? Don't lions live on plains?

I think his wife should get sponsored as she can swing a 9 iron better then he can....

A pre-arranged, PR managed redemption, driven by his sponsors and their concern for their investment as much as his own team, the world press summoned by his people and most probably briefed beforehand and given a press statement afterwards listing all the key points of his battle with **infertility **- a battle he will eventually win and be reborn again.

I turned all the tvs off in the office when this came on (i have that power) so didn't hear what he had to say - but when you write 'infertility' was it some brilliant freudian manoeuvre whereby you meant 'infidelity'?
or is he actually infertile as well as a cunt?

I turned all the tvs off in the office when this came on (i have that power) so didn't hear what he had to say - but when you write 'infertility' was it some brilliant freudian manoeuvre whereby you meant 'infidelity'?
or is he actually infertile as well as a cunt?

Whoops ! Yes, infidelity.

Look, we are talking about him now !!

It's the BBC and the news media in general who are at fault here, not some golfer with an erection.

Let's march on the BBC building in central london and drag out the head of news and strip him naked and make him dance like a lady.

Fuck this shit. Fuck it right in the goat arse.

List:

1.CYOA
2.tynan
3.Balki

We're going to need some sort of flag.

Fuck this shit. Fuck it right in the goat arse (puts velcro gloves on)

;p

List:

1.CYOA
2.tynan
3.Balki

We're going to need some sort of flag.

Absolutely, and it needs to have racist overtones, all the good ones do.

I remember watching a very good clip years ago--I think it was of Channel 4 News--in which the leading 'story' was that a small toddler who could just about walk had escaped from his kindergarten and walked home, crossing two heavily-trafficked roads on the way. That item was a couple of minutes--possibly as much as 5. It was nauseating how they kept looking at this thoroughly insignificant event from all angles and wasted proper news time on it. Towards the end of that clip, someone started to show, by text scrolling across the screen, all the things that they could have chosen to report on that day, but didn't. The usual--50-5000 dead here and there, earthquakes, famines, wars--nothing important, really.

Part of the problem to me has always been the Anglo-Saxon approach to a news 'story' Many journalists indeed see their role as in telling 'stories'--literally 'stories', not news, with news bulletins seen as a kind of entertainment programme.

The BBC has let itself be pushed into a pseudo-crisis about its role as a public broadcaster owing to relentless attacks by those who don't want public broadcasting, in the public interest. Mind you, I've never rated the BBC very highly, and I don't watch TV much, but from my limited recollection, it used to be miles better than it is now.

I'm glad to report that in Germany, for instance, the role of a public broadcaster is still understood better and while TV news bulletins always have notoriously few items, there is still the ethos that there is a public service being delivered. There are attacks on that in Germany now, too, led by the usual villains in the private broadcasting spectrum. I'm not really up-to-date with it, but so far I think they haven't come to much.

Racist

If your balls don't touch it's technically not (so called) 'rape'.

What kind of saddle do you have to have to prevent your balls from touching?

I remember watching a very good clip years ago--I think it was of Channel 4 News--in which the leading 'story' was that a small toddler who could just about walk had escaped from his kindergarten and walked home, crossing two heavily-trafficked roads on the way. That item was a couple of minutes--possibly as much as 5. It was nauseating how they kept looking at this thoroughly insignificant event from all angles and wasted proper news time on it. Towards the end of that clip, someone started to show, by text scrolling across the screen, all the things that they could have chosen to report on that day, but didn't. The usual--50-5000 dead here and there, earthquakes, famines, wars--nothing important, really.

Part of the problem to me has always been the Anglo-Saxon approach to a news 'story' Many journalists indeed see their role as in telling 'stories'--literally 'stories', not news, with news bulletins seen as a kind of entertainment programme.

The BCC has let itself be pushed into a pseudo-crisis about its role as a public broadcaster owing to relentless attacks by those who don't want public broadcasting, in the public interest. Mind you, I've never rated the BBC very highly, and I don't watch TV much, but from my limited recollection, it used to be miles better than it is now.

I'm glad to report that in Germany, for instance, the role of a public broadcaster is still understood better and while TV news bulletins always have notoriously few items, there is still the ethos that there is a public service being delivered. There are attacks on that in Germany now, too, led by the usual villains in the private broadcasting spectrum. I'm not really up-to-date with it, but so far I think they haven't come to much.

What the fuck has this got to do with Tiger Woods ?

You fucking racist fag enabler.

What kind of saddle do you have to have to prevent your balls from touching?

Standard saddle, just cover you 'orbs of life' with a bag - the law recognises this as legitimate proof that no so called 'rape' happened.

Racist

Yeah, he thinks he can import his own brand of teutonic hate crime to the UK, the land of the free, and think no one will call him on it.

What the fuck has this got to do with Tiger Woods ?

Sorry, I should have said: The kindergarten was in a wooded area and apart from not being hit by a car, the toddler also managed to escape the tigers in the forest.

This gives me the shits.

Always like that, especially in 3rd world country, like Peru for example, there's a lots going on there, but the government made sure that it doesn't reach the newspaper, even environmental agency are corrupted.

More to do with the fact that news organisations don't have the money to be everywhere at once.

To illustrate, Peru was ranked 85th in this year's press freedom index by Reporters Without Borders.

The US was 108th. Russia was 153rd.

I remember watching a very good clip years ago--I think it was of Channel 4 News--in which the leading 'story' was that a small toddler who could just about walk had escaped from his kindergarten and walked home, crossing two heavily-trafficked roads on the way. That item was a couple of minutes--possibly as much as 5. It was nauseating how they kept looking at this thoroughly insignificant event from all angles and wasted proper news time on it. Towards the end of that clip, someone started to show, by text scrolling across the screen, all the things that they could have chosen to report on that day, but didn't. The usual--50-5000 dead here and there, earthquakes, famines, wars--nothing important, really.

Part of the problem to me has always been the Anglo-Saxon approach to a news 'story' Many journalists indeed see their role as in telling 'stories'--literally 'stories', not news, with news bulletins seen as a kind of entertainment programme.

The BBC has let itself be pushed into a pseudo-crisis about its role as a public broadcaster owing to relentless attacks by those who don't want public broadcasting, in the public interest. Mind you, I've never rated the BBC very highly, and I don't watch TV much, but from my limited recollection, it used to be miles better than it is now.

I'm glad to report that in Germany, for instance, the role of a public broadcaster is still understood better and while TV news bulletins always have notoriously few items, there is still the ethos that there is a public service being delivered. There are attacks on that in Germany now, too, led by the usual villains in the private broadcasting spectrum. I'm not really up-to-date with it, but so far I think they haven't come to much.

there was a similar thing to this last night..

A lamppost fell on a pram and an old lady, whilst tragic i'm pretty sure it didn't deserve the 10 minute slot it was allotted. You could tell they were short of ideas because all they kept saying was "This area of pavement is used by many young families" swap these young families with an endangered Orangutan or a magical sea horse and it might, just might be a story!

Of course its not like there is any real news, i mean the the northern Kuchin Provence of one of the most geographically important nations on the planet isn't preparing for civil war or anything like that...

Rant over.

there was a similar thing to this last night..

A lamppost fell on a pram and an old lady, whilst tragic i'm pretty sure it didn't deserve the 10 minute slot it was allotted. You could tell they were short of ideas because all they kept saying was "This area of pavement is used by many young families" swap these young families with an endangered Orangutan or a magical sea horse and it might, just might be a story!

Of course its not like there is any real news, i mean the the northern Kuchin Provence of one of the most geographically important nations on the planet isn't preparing for civil war or anything like that...

Rant over.

Fuck that shit. Cheryl and Ashley have broken up!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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