This is not news

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(although I think his "kind" prefer "colored")

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(although I think his "kind" prefer "colored")

This is political correctness gone mad, the law must be changed.

celebrity world is the fucking cancer of western earth!

No. I think you'll find that it's still cancer that's the cancer of the Western world...

Fucking incredible, how the fuck did we get here ?

I've found it appalling! Don't they know that Princess Diana died?

hey, what the fuck ?!
Are you telling me the horrible truth that Jordan, Kerry Katona and Tiger Woods are not news worthy ?
You cannot be serious

I've found it appalling! Don't they know that Princess Diana died?

No fucking way !

I love that old cunt, I can believe she's dead, we used to go out drinking together, usually ended up fucked up in a park somewhere.

[Edit, sorry I was thinking of my mum not Di]

She princess too, blud?

No. I think you'll find that it's still cancer that's the cancer of the Western world...

No, it's AIDs, AIDs is the cancer of the Western world.

Actually now I think about it, it is cancer.

She princess too, blud?

No, my mum is old school foreign/white woman mix with a bent towards minor crime.

No, my mum is old school foreign/white woman mix with a bent towards minor crime.

Pity. I like Royals. They're good mates to have if you need to top up your electric key or need a rizzla.

Pity. I like Royals. They're good mates to have if you need to top up your electric key or need a rizzla.

Funny you should mention rizzlas, a couple of hours ago I preformed the rizza helicopter trick on no less than 3 fingers on two hands (that's 6 spinning rizzlas - my current record).

Pure skill power.

I hear the royals have a gold lecky key with infinite lives.

It's prepaid, that's what it is.

Funny you should mention rizzlas, a couple of hours ago I preformed the rizza helicopter trick on no less than 3 fingers on two hands (that's 6 spinning rizzlas - my current record).

You still keep Sadovitz in your cellar? Maybe you should check on him?

You still keep Sadovitz in your cellar? Maybe you should check on him?

Funny you should mention Sadovitz . . . .

I saw him in the magic shop (International Magic) opposite the Duke pub on Clerkenwell Road, he is in there a lot.

I was looking for his TV series (can't remember the name, it's the one where he goes through loads of guests/contestants and basically abuses them) - but couldn't find anything on YouTube.

Sadovitz, a much underrated genius type fella'.

I was wondering what's happened to him. He was everywhere when I came to the UK for the first time and I found him hilarious and anarchic.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00qvl9l/Newswipe_Series_2_Episode_5/

Charlie Brooker Newswipe this week seems an obvious link to add here. Very funny indeed.

He got caught, he aologised. He played the game and is now welcome back into society. It makes me fucking sick. I'm surprised he didn't come out and say God has shown him the way.

No. I think you'll find that it's still cancer that's the cancer of the Western world...

No, it's AIDs, AIDs is the cancer of the Western world.

Actually now I think about it, it is cancer.

actually its auto immune diseases.
cancer and aids affect the whole world, AI diseases on the other hand are unusually prevalent in the West, potentially, as hypothesised, due to the fact we don't contract that many serious diseases or when we do the management is good.

What the fucking fuck is going on with our fucking media.

The headline on tonight's News at Ten (and today on all the major news feeds) is about Tiger Woods apologising about screwing around ?

What the fuck has that got to do with anyone here in the UK, I would rather be hearing about proper news, this is fucking Hello™ magazine level gossip/journalism.

Fucking incredible, how the fuck did we get here ?

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^This.

"Dear BBC, you fucking fucks can I have my money back - less whatever it is you take for Radios 4, 5 & 6. Thanks. -Aroogah"

Sade has a new album out

Careful - the Beeb got smacked for being "over enthusiastic" in its coverage of the U2 album release.

love the nuance of this thread after the merge.....

The only reason he apologised is because he didn't wanna get fucked out of $50-100m a year sponsorship money. Do we really think he's sorry? Is he fuck!
If he did it once you could say fair enough, it was a silly mistake and learn from it, get back to your family but FFS, he was stickin it in anything that moved! He only has regrets about losing the potential income
The press conference was cringeworthy and all those people sat their crying need to have a proper look at themselves, thank FUCK I'm not American

He doesn't owe anyone an apology apart from his wife, leave the fella alone to ply his trade