2010-03-26 Fri - Critical Mass - The rolling LFGSS birthday party

just blocking side roads, entry of vehicles to the main flow of traffic (i.e the mass of people on bikes). 4/5 bikes usually does the trick.

Some riders stopping in front of waiting vehicles to allow the rest of the group to pass.

nice diagram Skully, fast on the old 'puter there!

I have my moments.

Wow! Thanks for the explanation chaps.

Wow Skully you don't hang around!

I was afraid to ask what corking was too

I thought it might be a hilarious euphamism.

Like "setting the video", "feeding the pony", "stabbing the hedgehog" etc etc.....

ahem I didn't actually make that diagramme, just a product of a cheeky google image search.

anywayyy... back to the party plans... I've got this crazy idea I'd like to make something that is this:

mounted on the back of this:

with that lovely sweet-smelling tobacco in it of course.

I live there, on stamford st. Willl it be chokka? Can you re-shedule till later so I can make it back in time to watch the simpsons??

really[/I] slowly if you want to keep it together, stop not infrequently at junctions until everybody has caught up, be disciplined about helping with corking, etc.

don't forget the obligatory 'stopping (or track-standing) at junctions to stop cars from riding through the CM procession'

don't forget the obligatory 'stopping (or track-standing) at junctions to stop cars from riding through the CM procession'

That's what's called 'corking'. :)

^ yeah, I should have read the newer threads before posting!

I know, I really only replied so that I could get my subtle 'joke' in. :)

Corking; the clue's in the name.

corking: i didnt know either yesterday but used google and youtube

Tho I have issues with just how the mass reflects on cyclists generally, I'll be up for a forum hijack. In view of this +1 for pirates, totally fits, yaarrrr! prepare to be boarded.

1. Velocio
   
2. Dicki
   
3. M.F
   
4. Wicksie
   
5. Skully
   
6. sorethroat
   
7. *FRANK
   
8. wools
   
9. cake
   
10. dave4
    
11. joe smith
    
12. teenslain
    
13. stuPidpony
    
14. coppiThat
    
15. Zane Chaos
    
16. Jung
    
17. PosMal
    
18. kisu_shimo
    
19. ChainBreaker
    
20. upstart
    
21. chang
    
22. mikec
    
23. furious tiles
    
24. jogger
    
25. lyes888
    
26. ive2dogs
    
27. Sumo
    
28. teddy
    
29. Crumb
    
30. OwenReed
    
31. mc_nebula - with bike sound system
    
32. Huge16
    
33. Psy
    
34. jcgarcia
    
35. dave4
    
36. Propeller
    
37. velib
    
38. conker
    
39. crispin_lover
    
40. Olaf von Pokemon
    
41. xwielorybx
    
42. crimsonape
    
43. Clara
    
44. Rascal
    
45. KRZ
    
46. Ivandaterrible
    
47. aimka
    
48. howradmichello
    
49. AntoCuc
    
50. 50/14
    
51. Yoshka
    
52. middleofnowhere
    

Just to be ironic, im coming as a ninja.
Just so you know, and there isnt a debate on who is better than who

Its also because i have nothing piratey, and ninja is easy.

Won't see you there then. Just find shuriken in tyres.

1. Velocio
   
2. Dicki
   
3. M.F
   
4. Wicksie
   
5. Skully
   
6. sorethroat
   
7. *FRANK
   
8. wools
   
9. cake
   
10. dave4
    
11. joe smith
    
12. teenslain
    
13. stuPidpony
    
14. coppiThat
    
15. Zane Chaos
    
16. Jung
    
17. PosMal
    
18. kisu_shimo
    
19. ChainBreaker
    
20. upstart
    
21. chang
    
22. mikec
    
23. furious tiles
    
24. jogger
    
25. lyes888
    
26. ive2dogs
    
27. Sumo
    
28. teddy
    
29. Crumb
    
30. OwenReed
    
31. mc_nebula - with bike sound system
    
32. Huge16
    
33. Psy
    
34. jcgarcia
    
35. dave4
    
36. Propeller
    
37. velib
    
38. conker
    
39. crispin_lover
    
40. Olaf von Pokemon
    
41. xwielorybx
    
42. crimsonape
    
43. Clara
    
44. Rascal
    
45. KRZ
    
46. Ivandaterrible
    
47. aimka
    
48. howradmichello
    
49. AntoCuc
    
50. 50/14
    
51. Yoshka
    
52. middleofnowhere
    
53. Ricochet
    

Expect it.
Only thing im jealous of is your wenches.

And the quite appealing amount of alco-pop (booooooze) that seems to follow pirates wherever they go

1. Velocio
   
2. Dicki
   
3. M.F
   
4. Wicksie
   
5. Skully
   
6. sorethroat
   
7. *FRANK
   
8. wools
   
9. cake
   
10. dave4
    
11. joe smith
    
12. teenslain
    
13. stuPidpony
    
14. coppiThat
    
15. Zane Chaos
    
16. Jung
    
17. PosMal
    
18. kisu_shimo
    
19. ChainBreaker
    
20. upstart
    
21. chang
    
22. mikec
    
23. furious tiles
    
24. jogger
    
25. lyes888
    
26. ive2dogs
    
27. Sumo
    
28. teddy
    
29. Crumb
    
30. OwenReed
    
31. mc_nebula - with bike sound system
    
32. Huge16
    
33. Psy
    
34. jcgarcia
    
35. dave4
    
36. Propeller
    
37. velib
    
38. conker
    
39. crispin_lover
    
40. Olaf von Pokemon
    
41. xwielorybx
    
42. crimsonape
    
43. Clara
    
44. Rascal
    
45. KRZ
    
46. Ivandaterrible
    
47. aimka
    
48. howradmichello
    
49. AntoCuc
    
50. 50/14
    
51. Yoshka
    
52. middleofnowhere
    
53. Ricochet
    
54. CTML
    

Cockring; the clue's in the name.

fixed

1. Velocio
   
2. Dicki
   
3. M.F
   
4. Wicksie
   
5. Skully
   
6. sorethroat
   
7. *FRANK
   
8. wools
   
9. cake
   
10. dave4
    
11. joe smith
    
12. teenslain
    
13. stuPidpony
    
14. coppiThat
    
15. Zane Chaos
    
16. Jung
    
17. PosMal
    
18. kisu_shimo
    
19. ChainBreaker
    
20. upstart
    
21. chang
    
22. mikec
    
23. furious tiles
    
24. jogger
    
25. lyes888
    
26. ive2dogs
    
27. Sumo
    
28. teddy
    
29. Crumb
    
30. OwenReed
    
31. mc_nebula - with bike sound system
    
32. Huge16
    
33. Psy
    
34. jcgarcia
    
35. dave4
    
36. Propeller
    
37. velib
    
38. conker
    
39. crispin_lover
    
40. Olaf von Pokemon
    
41. xwielorybx
    
42. crimsonape
    
43. Clara
    
44. Rascal
    
45. KRZ
    
46. Ivandaterrible
    
47. aimka
    
48. howradmichello
    
49. AntoCuc
    
50. 50/14
    
51. Yoshka
    
52. middleofnowhere
    
53. Ricochet
    
54. CTML
    
55. party_paul + mrs party_paul
    
    

pirates can wear pukes on cock shirts, right? (mrs party_paul loves that shirt)

1. Velocio
   
2. Dicki
   
3. M.F
   
4. Wicksie
   
5. Skully
   
6. sorethroat
   
7. *FRANK
   
8. wools
   
9. cake
   
10. dave4
    
11. joe smith
    
12. teenslain
    
13. stuPidpony
    
14. coppiThat
    
15. Zane Chaos
    
16. Jung
    
17. PosMal
    
18. kisu_shimo
    
19. ChainBreaker
    
20. upstart
    
21. chang
    
22. mikec
    
23. furious tiles
    
24. jogger
    
25. lyes888
    
26. ive2dogs
    
27. Sumo
    
28. teddy
    
29. Crumb
    
30. OwenReed
    
31. mc_nebula - with bike sound system
    
32. Huge16
    
33. Psy
    
34. jcgarcia
    
35. dave4
    
36. Propeller
    
37. velib
    
38. conker
    
39. crispin_lover
    
40. Olaf von Pokemon
    
41. xwielorybx
    
42. crimsonape
    
43. Clara
    
44. Rascal
    
45. KRZ
    
46. Ivandaterrible
    
47. aimka
    
48. howradmichello
    
49. AntoCuc
    
50. 50/14
    
51. Yoshka
    
52. middleofnowhere
    
53. Ricochet
    
54. CTML
    
55. party_paul + mrs party_paul
    
56. nebulus
    
    

Should have my hipster/tri/lo-pro puppy death monstrosity ready by then, put my Hetch back in the shed for the evening.