Drunk eBaying

Pictures or it never happened

I bought a HGV tractor unit, a renault magnum with sleeper cab!!! No trailer.

ha ha ha how much for?

I thought it would have been something small like a latex thong or realistic blow up love doll...... ;p

get pissed again and buy the trailer, otherwise its useless.

I don't think he was actually drunk btw... but his old thread title was "???" so I changed it based on the content of the first post which actually implied he was just addicted to eBay but I figure that's synonymous with being drunk ;)

And of course, then he edited his post.

I hope he wasn't joking. It would be extremely useful.

No addiction, just drinking and putting in stupid bids on things.

Do you have an HGV licence?

yes but if you take the fifth wheel off you can drive on a car licence.

That should impress the panties off the ladies Lynx.

Well that was my thought when I was bidding on it.

this one? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Renault-Magnum-420Ti-1996-taxed-and-Tested_W0QQitemZ250572664901QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Commercial_Trucks?hash=item3a574b7045

This is going to bring in a Lorry Load of Puns and Jokes..........

How long before the puns tachover the whole thread?

Pictures or it never happened

Will post pictures when its collected.

ha ha ha how much for?

I thought it would have been something small like a latex thong or realistic blow up love doll...... ;p

Sub 2k which made it really cheap and worth more as parts think the odd finish time and badly written tittle.

get pissed again and buy the trailer, otherwise its useless.

Its a sleeper cab so can sleep in it. But lets see and inspect the thing when I get there.

Its a sleeper cab so can sleep in it. But lets see and inspect the thing when I get there.

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That's the same lorry cab that Clarkson painted black and raced on top gear is it not?

Certainly be able to get everyone home from dunwich

i think you need some kind of planning permission to park one of these

the council wont let you park it in the street

roffle

This for real?

A warning for us all... Drunk + e-bay = oops!

This for real?

A warning for us all... Drunk + e-bay = oops!

I learnt this the hard way:

Can I please drive you to pick it up? This is more ridiculous than when some homeless guy tried to get into my car outside B&Q an hour ago.

Can I please drive you to pick it up? This is more ridiculous than when some homeless guy tried to get into my car outside B&Q an hour ago.

I think you admitting that you where at B&Q is more ridiculous ;p

sweet truck dude
£2,700 too nice price aren't they like 50-60K new ?

isn't it amazing what you can buy drunk via ebay !

I think you admitting that you where at B&Q is more ridiculous ;p

I'm just an errands boy, it's my dad that shops there. He doesn't have to deal with the idiots inside and the vagrants outside.

Is taxed, lynx? Let me know if you buy the trailer. I could store my untaxed roadster on it.

Or you can just furnish it and let to Dammit :-)

If you don't want it, don't pay for it.

The only way the seller can force you to pay for it is to have a judge order specific performance.

Or just buy, put some camo spokes on it, and re-sell it on the Forum with HipsterTax™

Ah, shame, somehow I thought this thread would be more fun. :)

the guy bought an articulated truck
does it get any more fun than that

the guy bought an articulated truck
does it get any more fun than that

Indeed.

Fuck yeah. time for new TT

drive it without the trailer like chris eubank

Oh dude...

But honestly, it may be the buy of the forum! You will probably be able to resell it for a small fortune... I hope.