• He should have been wearing a helmet.

  • You don't know COS YOU WEREN'T THERE.

  • Cunt in a black BMW MR10 C0N or similar. Overtook me well close as I was passing parked cars so away from doors, asked him to leave a little more room next time, he pulls up and starts being all aggressive, shouting and swearing, telling me I'm on a bike and in the middle of the road, opens his door, drives towards me a bit, tells me I should be careful who I'm talking to etc. Much like comedy fall guy in that video, I just told him it was just friendly advise and stayed calm, he didn't seem to like this and drove off shouting, unfortunately in the same direction as me round back streets so I was right behind him for a few minutes, I think he lives a few streets over from me, tempted to save up a bonnet shit.

  • Or get @Brookly_Bay's Sainsburys driver to deliver him a shed-load of potatoes he didn't order...

  • da internez hath spoke ken

  • Did lol at work at 7:28am in the morning. Excellent haha.

  • At least he gets an entry into jeans&siouxx

  • M11 yesterday. Quella bicycles VW transporter in the fast lane tailgating the car in front whilst completely oblivious of the police car with lots of flashing lights directly behind it for about two minutes.

  • I got stopped by a traffic officer on a motorbike this morning on Eastway just by the velodrome. Apparently I jumped a red light, although I actually moved onto the bike lane on the pavement and used the shared pedestrian/bike crossing at the Hockey stadium. Mr officer didn't really have a retort and told me that I should be more careful and I was lucky that he was in a good mood and not giving me a ticket...

    Later on my commute a dickhead pulled out on me at the Victoria Park village roundabout when it was my right of way. He and his balding spitball cunt of a passenger decided they didn't like being told to be careful by a cyclist and proceeded to hang out of each of their windows shouting back at me and slamming their brakes on to cause an accident. Where are the busy body police when you need them?

    Sigh.

  • Got buzzed by a Europcar on Rolls Road Saturday night. Didn't get number plate as was still seething and sweary from every Tom, Dick and Harry trying to kill me on Lower Road 10 mins beforehand.

  • FYI been reported in full detail (statement, witnesses details, evidences) and police already send officer round.

    Right, got assaulted by a driver because he did not like I being a metre away from parked car just before the tiny Raynes Park gyratory north of the station.

    Punishment Pass 1; cut me off and went into my line causing I to veer to the right side of his vehicle , then got cut off again into opposing traffic, shouted at me, I shouted back.

    Punishment Pass 2; After traffic light (he was several cars behind and I've calmed down), and 5 minutes later, heard a roar of the Ford Transit heading toward me, smashed and cut my arm with his wing mirror (why is it always wing mirror?) which smashed onto the ground.

    Shit.

    He perform an emergency stop ahead of me, causing a few numbers of fellow road users to do the same, knowing exactly the kind of person he is (white male), I tried to get away.

    Failed.

    Tried to ride up the residential area on the left, again roar of the Transit going twice the limit, pulled over quickly onto the pavement in fear of getting rear ended, white man got out, plummeted toward me and started punching, didn't respond, just stood my ground, tried to push my body onto the sharp picked fence, didn't work (only serious damage is a bruised ribs luckily), got back into his Transit as people start gathering and drove off in speed.

    White people really can't punch.

  • Charming. Hope it's only superficial and he gets his comeuppance.

  • Please tell me you managed to get this idiots number plate for the cops? Glad you didn't get hurt worse.

  • Shit dude. WAC.

  • @edscoble hope you are ok

  • Fucking bastard. If only [entitlement issues x anger management issues] warranted disqualification from driving anything bigger than a mobility scooter ever.
    Hope you heal up soon and he gets done for bashing you.

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