Film spoilers

Free Willy 2

Whale comes back, fucks off again

The 39 Steps

film about an overly complicated alcoholic recovery programme

Godfather

Michael fucking fucks everyone up at the christening.

Dark times.

"Happy Feet"

Penguins dancing.

3 men and a little baby

Banned in most countries

Evil Dead

The dead can sometimes be Evil

Wickerman

Villagers can sometimes be Evil

Life of Brian

It's all about John

Slumdog Millionaire

He wins.

Top Gun

It's about a gun, yeah, that's like really good, yeah.

rush hour 1,2 & 3

1 joke spread over 3 shit films

Irreversible

They kill the wrong bloke

"The Departed"

Dignam kills Sullivan.

Twister,
er, they have twisters in America.

Boogie nights

film about obscure nasal picking order of Arthurian nobleman

Gran Turino

Clint Dies ( which is very unusual )

As an aside, the lifts in the place I work are made by a company called Schindlers....

Irreversible

They kill the wrong bloke

and she was pregnant.

Twister,
er, they have twisters in America.
You forgot the bit about the flying cow!

Independence Day

Will Smith saves the world

I, Robot

Will Smith saves the robots

I am Legend,

Will Smith saves mankind

Mamma Mia

they can't sing.
it's for ladies.

48 hours.......lasts only 91 mins, robbing bastards

another 48 hours....93 mins

Rocky I, II, III, IV, V, VI

He wins some, he loses some, old guy dies, friend dies, cold war, winst it all, loses it all.

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Sherlock Holmes

It was Moriarty

Shawshank Redemption

not as good as the book

Debbie does Dallas

Shot in Staines