Film spoilers

3rd Man

Harry Lime is still alive after doing something dodgy with fake penicillin

Wild Wild West

Will Smith taps Salma Hayek and runs away from giant mechanical spiders

Dead Calm

The dog dies.

Apocalypse Now

War/the gooks/drugs/napalm/the jungle itself/Colonel Kurtz is bad, mkay?

stephen kings "It"
was not about a scary clown, just a little spider

Superman

Saves the world.

The Thing

The dogs die

the great escape...

guess what happened

What lies beneath.

Harison Ford dies.

If only.

Spiderman

Nipples get erect when liberally doused with cold water

'le Mepris'
Bardot takes some clothes off,thats it.
(I watch them so you dont have to)

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover

Man eats dead lover's cock. Lots of norks.

jacobs ladder

i didn't know what was going on
he didn't know what was going on
in fact nobody knew what was going on

The Italian Job.

They get away, but the bus crashes and ends up balancing over the edge of a cliff.

Lassie

The dog plays dead.

@ dicki LSD is bad, mkay?

The Taking of Pelham 1,2,3

Walter Matthau sneezes at the end

wolf's creek, no wiskey or wolves in it.

http://www.ruinedendings.com/

The sound of music

Julie Andrews sings

The sound of music

Julie Andrews sings

Surely you must make mention of a distributor cap and a nun?

Home Alone

He gets left alone, they come back after a bit, everyone has some pie

Shaving Ryans Privates

NOT a film about the 'mericans winning WWII

garden of eden, kerry reilly (the best looking ginger) dies

Dead Calm

The dog dies.

Interesting story: I spent 6 months in the Whitsunday's working on the big boat used in Dead Calm. Babe magnet.